strip club etiquette

[thoushallhustle]

Onyx was the first place where I realized Houston strip clubs don't have rules... Most of those chicks were dying to get touched whenever I went in... And I was broke as fukk not spending much at the time! Houston strippers have no morals (shout out to Score's)!

Whatever you say

I shoot him I'm foolish...he shoots me he's famous.

I'm not risking my career and future over whooping a 17 y.o. and have a Coli nikka video tape it.

Then why did you say you would in the first place

 

[TheHNIC]

Whatever you say




Then why did you say you would in the first place

You seem like you're either

A) Not a whore, but naive and ignorant as to what your whoreish coworkers are doing when you aren't looking

B) In denial because you don't want the internet to think you're a whore

C) Trolling the shyt out of everyone to pass time until your shift starts

D) A dirty fukking liar

Ether way, I won't judge you for what you do... Get money!

 

[Donald J Trump]

You seem like you're either

A) Not a whore, but naive and ignorant as to what your whoreish coworkers are doing when you aren't looking

B) In denial because you don't want the internet to think you're a whore

C) Trolling the shyt out of everyone to pass time until your shift starts

D) A dirty fukking liar

Ether way, I won't judge you for what you do... Get money!

bytch fukks for money and has pics of her crusty ass thighs and t*ts on here...she's a lower tier hoe alight

 

[Roaden Polynice]

He can do whatever he wants. If you aint got it like that you aint got it like that everyone cant afford a place like king of diamonds where you can easily drop $60-100 just to get in the door.

Shame that I've been to KOD

You really name dropped that place? I haven't been a more ratchet strip club ever to be honest.

The decor is tacky, the women are all essentially the same (can all clap, all have huge asses, ok dancing, very cheap to get a dance). Granted, I didn't go on Sunday or Monday (whenever their big night is) I went on a Saturday but those hoes were still in full force.

I much preferred Scarlett's when I was in mia. Perhaps b/c I was blacked out but still

 

[thoushallhustle]

You seem like you're either

A) Not a whore, but naive and ignorant as to what your whoreish coworkers are doing when you aren't looking

B) In denial because you don't want the internet to think you're a whore

C) Trolling the shyt out of everyone to pass time until your shift starts

D) A dirty fukking liar

Ether way, I won't judge you for what you do... Get money!

Thank you for that spot on psychoanalyzation.

bytch fukks for money and has pics of her crusty ass thighs and t*ts on here...she's a lower tier hoe alight

Make peace with your penis size so you dont have to carry this seethig anger around all the time. I wonder what girls in real life say about that thing if internet comments bother you this much i feel sorry for you

Shame that I've been to KOD

You really name dropped that place? I haven't been a more ratchet strip club ever to be honest.

The decor is tacky, the women are all essentially the same (can all clap, all have huge asses, ok dancing, very cheap to get a dance). Granted, I didn't go on Sunday or Monday (whenever their big night is) I went on a Saturday but those hoes were still in full force.

I much preferred Scarlett's when I was in mia. Perhaps b/c I was blacked out but still

Um ok good for you

 

[cleanface coney]

if you a stripper you selling dat p*ssy i dont care what u say

anyway...nikkas got strip club ettiquette? lol bytch buss it open before i get bored thats my only concern lolol

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Shame this thread descended into people arguing with ThoughShallGuzzle instead of dropping insight into the strip clubs.

But, ThouShall's posts might actually prove to be a cautionary tale about the strip club and ratchet hoes residing in strips clubs in general in that, don't give these hoes any money b/c you see the type of woman it goes to. It should be much easier to get it for free

 

[thoushallhustle]

Shame this thread descended into people arguing with ThoughShallGuzzle instead of dropping insight into the strip clubs.

But, ThouShall's posts might actually prove to be a cautionary tale about the strip club and ratchet hoes residing in strips clubs in general in that, don't give these hoes any money b/c you see the type of woman it goes to. It should be much easier to get it for free

The problem is nyggas are used to clubs i wouldnt step foot in as a dancer let alone as a customer. I dont spend money on girls who let any ole dude in their shyt. I like my bytches to be exclusive and im willing to pay extra for it. I dont mind a saddity attitude because i understand women of a certain caliber are used to the finer things. Clearly yall cant relate.

 

[funkee]

Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

you're such a dumb bytch if you don't think shyt is going down at magic city or onyx too...I've been to a couple onyx's where girls let my hands run free, they've unzipped my pants and jerked me off during a dance, offered sex for nada b/c they were feeling me...you know why? b/c HOES will be HOES you HOE.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

you're such a dumb bytch if you don't think shyt is going down at magic city or onyx too...I've been to a couple onyx's where girls let my hands run free, they've unzipped my pants and jerked me off during a dance, offered sex for nada b/c they were feeling me...you know why? b/c HOES will be HOES you HOE.

 

[thoushallhustle]

you're such a dumb bytch if you don't think shyt is going down at magic city or onyx too...I've been to a couple onyx's where girls let my hands run free, they've unzipped my pants and jerked me off during a dance, offered sex for nada b/c they were feeling me...you know why? b/c HOES will be HOES you HOE.

 

[funkee]

you think I'm kidding? don't put these hoes on a pedestal...most of them are a video camera and bill collector away from being in porn

 

[funkee]

i have been to onyx about 50 times, and i couldn't tell you what a bytches name was.....fukk i look like remembering a skettel boom's name..... but i ain't gotta lie about feelin' on a bytch. that's nothing to waste a lie on. believe me, out of the 50 times that i been there, i may have spent $200 in all. do the math. my mouthpiece is impeccable and those strip hoes are stupid. it's a match made in heaven

same for me at onyx in Houston, this hoe just doesn't wanna hear it

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I thought I was the only nikka that low key brought dikkies to club to low key get a better feel. altho I've only been to the strip club like 4 times. I quickly learned after my first time that jeans wasn't cutting it. I couldn't feel shyt, next time around I was prepared.


She felt the D, got to work

 

[patscorpio]

this does happen...even had an unexpected raw encounter when, during a dance, a stripper bytch decided to take my shyt completely out my pants and took a ride on it ...it was my during old college roommate's bachelor party and i was highly inebriated ..thank god i didn't catch nothing