strip club etiquette

[TheArchitect]

I haven't been to one in forever. I've never been to one that would actually let you in with sweats...I'd probably prefer the juke joints anyway (went to one in DT Manhattan, and I did NOT feel cheated when I walked out)...Funny thing is, I live in the Tampa/St. Pete area, which is supposedly the juke junt capital....

 

[Ohnoits]

Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.

Matt Hardy-esque advice

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

you think I'm kidding? don't put these hoes on a pedestal...most of them are a video camera and bill collector away from being in porn

strippers lower than pornstars on the hoe totem pole so nobody got em on a pedestal...ok so outta God knows how many times u been to the strip club u got to fucc one of em for free...bravo ...play on player

 

[funkee]

strippers lower than pornstars on the hoe totem pole so nobody got em on a pedestal...ok so outta God knows how many times u been to the strip club u got to fucc one of em for free...bravo ...play on player

it's nothing that I'm bragging on and it doesn't take a player to bag a stripper...I was just countering her opinion that somehow places like magic city or onyx are above such behavior...take your cape off.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

it's nothing that I'm bragging on and it doesn't take a player to bag a stripper...I was just countering her opinion that somehow places like magic city or onyx are above such behavior...take your cape off.

u should be the last to talk about capes b

 

[Rayzah]

Onyx was the first place where I realized Houston strip clubs don't have rules... Most of those chicks were dying to get touched whenever I went in... And I was broke as fukk not spending much at the time! Houston strippers have no morals (shout out to Score's)!

Right I have been to KOD and ONYX in houston , NC , ATL and I was able to do what I wanted. dont know what she is talking about

 

[SkinsWizNatsCaps]

I haven't been to one in forever. I've never been to one that would actually let you in with sweats...I'd probably prefer the juke joints anyway (went to one in DT Manhattan, and I did NOT feel cheated when I walked out)...Funny thing is, I live in the Tampa/St. Pete area, which is supposedly the juke junt capital....

Hollywood Nights my nig...thank me later

 

[funkee]

u should be the last to talk about capes b

in what way? no one's getting saved around here

 

[South Paw]

All strippers are desperate...if they weren't they wouldn't be in such a bottom-feeding line of work.

That said, I love me some strippers

 

[Master Teacher]

If your not a baller or money getting nikka, you shouldn't go to the strip club. I couldn't imagine working hard all day getting a check at the end of the week and spending on some ungrateful hoes

but dope money, anything from scheme and scams, hey shyt ain't really that big of deal
But foreal the strip club is place you should go just to the stunt, and compete against other ballers to see who really getting out here

 

[Kalik]

I haven't been to one in forever. I've never been to one that would actually let you in with sweats...I'd probably prefer the juke joints anyway (went to one in DT Manhattan, and I did NOT feel cheated when I walked out)...Funny thing is, I live in the Tampa/St. Pete area, which is supposedly the juke junt capital....

Juke Joints... in TB? Lemme know where, I only been to "official" gentleman's clubs. Lawd knows we have like 100 of em

Hollywood Nights my nig...thank me later

Thats a real club to me , not a juke joint

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Been to Hollywood, Mons, 2001, Bare Assets, Emperors, 24k, Baby Dolls, Oz, Seven Seas.. been to a few shyts I cant recall the name

Seven Seas was wild got shut down... Hollywood Nights is only club I been catering to the black clientle "booty" chicks, like a Miami club.

 

[Steezy]

mannn this past fall for a bachelor party i got higher than pluto and drunker than a bytch.. we went to a strip club in east st.louis smh.. mannnn im in there gettin twerked out by some aight bytches.. two of them take me to the back and give a nikka them premium lap dances :ignant:

then turn around and say that'll be 80 :ehhh: .. my high ass said bet lemme hit the atm and when i do i tell all my boys we gotta get the fukk outta here.. i distracted one of the strippers and run outside and end up hiding behind my boys range while they still in that bytch.. they came out and eventually find me but that is why im not allowed in east st.louis no more .. smh.. i woulda gave them bytches 20... but 80 hell nawl

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Let's not try to act like the strip club doesn't get boring as fukk after 30 minutes.

Most overrated establishment ever. Only so long I can throw money at a shuddering ass before I get bored.

As far as touching goes every strip club I've been to I've been able to touch...so I really think that's nonsense. Just like ThouShallHustle's entire existence on here.

Dude what are you talking about man. The strip club is an AMAZING place, if your willing way pay for it.

I was at a strip club last Friday, and the chick was trying to make me eat her p*ssy! She was fine and all, but ya boy was like...

 

[iamduval]

I was feeling up on this lil red bone's p*ssy at dreams in Houston Saturday. I have no i idea what that one chick is talk in bout

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Demonic thread. I went to one of these devils boxes once with a friend of mine who is very thirsty for being grinded on by women who dont care about him. Stars i believe was the name of the club in Los Angeles. I didnt see the thrill. I bought 3 heinekens. I think i was in the way because the waitress kept leaning against me looking into my face and what not and i was near some piece of metal that was attached to the bar. My friends had their fill and we left.

In Atlanta i went to a club called the Body Tap and the women there were very raunchy. I reccomend that no one go to this club because it seems unhygenic. They had a brother getting his haircut inside the strip club while women grinded on him The women at this club were very lost. They were allowing patrons to insert filthy fingers onto their genitals and they were performing fellatio on one another on stage. I felt really uncomfortable because it was my first experience with that level of the demonic realm. My friends got their fill and we left.

Its so demonic, friends.