strip club etiquette

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Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! :wtf: I can. Tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.

Last time I was in Magic City ATL, there was no contact whatsoever... them chicks was offering dances.. NOT LAPDANCES...I couldn't believe it... I mean, these strippers were flawless head to toe... Every last one :lawd: but if im gonna be paying $10 a dance, I at least need her booty bouncing up anddown on my dikk at some point during the song... Never been back since... Don't really care about pole acrobatics either...Them bytches can join Cirque du sole

I understand this supposed to be the nicer upscale club, but fukk that... Theres bytches just as bad at Pin-ups, Strokers, and Kamal21(all pretty nice clubs). and charge less for lap dances... Im hardly a broke nikka, I just want my moneys worth
 
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Why the fukk would you even want to touch a chick that lets everyone touch her? Esp for FREE?! :wtf: I can tell alot of yall cant afford the nicer clubs like magic city or onyx where the dancers arent drug addicts with cigarette burns. I cant speak on these little hole in the wall $5 dance joints. When youre ready to come play with the big boys and bad bytches the dancers wont let you touch them unless you droppin serious dough. Yall broke nyggas have a funny way of telling on yourselves.
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I was at K.O.D and a stripper try to put her ass on my face grinding on me in the open area. AThen proceeded to tell me her whole life story and how she wanted to come visit ....
 

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thanks for tips playas....yo i know yall are in south florida area...what are some other good spots besides the obvious tootsies, KOD etc....i love big booty hoes...no becky
 

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bumpin. gonna head out next weekend to the club since im off. havent had a fat ass shake in my face in a minuteeeeee.
 

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Dont come if your not buying dances or tipping the stage. Idgaf how many drinks you buy

If you dont want a dance POLITELY say no thank you. Not maybe later. She might hold you to it and keep coming back.

Dont expect her to go out of her way for 4 dances

Dont touch

DONT ask her what her real name is. I repeat DONT ask what her real name is.

Dont get butthurt when she cuts your boring convo short to ask for a dance. Shes at work and shes there to make money. Yes its all about the money.

Dont waste time if you know you dont want a dance.

Dont ask for sex or her phone number if you only spent $60 on her and didnt tip.

Dont ask personal questions

If youre spending $1200 dollars dont try to dance a group of 10 girls. Its a waste of time

Leave your wife/gf at home

Dont tell her shes too good for this or how you want to save her. She hears it all the time

Dont follow ANY of the advice from the guys above. Seriously.

:krs: i like this, kool insight


first time i went strip club last year and one of my mans got drunk and i had to pay for two chicks dancing on him while i had a chick on my lap :rudy:
 

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Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.

no bro no :snoop:
 

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Tell yall like this, I've scored a hunnid 4x this year, not in VIP either. And I paid the normal 5$ a song.

I don't go if I don't have any sweats on. :steviej:


A got a big dikk tho :birdman: no homo
 

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damn i fukked up wearing jeans to the strip club :wow: everyone in this thread talking about wearing sweats n shyt
 

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I used to go all the time...

Like nikkas said act nonchalant...when i was younger i used to get mad that bytches gave me no play and would always be with the old :flabbynsick: nikkas but then i realized it was cause those nikkas was thirsty than hell. One time this Puerto Rican stripper really wanted me to :cape: her. I was wasted and we exchanged numbers after she gave me a lapdance and complimented me on my size. bytch used to call 10x a day and then i tossed her to the bushes.
Last time I went in Bloomington i made a mistake and eye stalked a Mexican stripper visiting from New York and that bytch was on my dikk the whole night..I couldn't even holla at the pawg strippers cause she was getting jealous. The first lap dance I paid for but she gave me four free ones throughout the night :takedat: bytch was in love with my dikk. When it was time to bounce, she asked if i would wait on her after after the club closed and my drunk ass said yeah :shaq: but my boys was like :whoa: and dragged me home. I was ready to fight them nikkas for that shyt..but didn't know at the time what they was really doing for me :whew:

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Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.

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Disregard this. Every hoe wants to be saved, whether she knows it or not. Make every effort you can to learn as much about her as you can. Learn what shift she works, if she has a kid buy little homie a little something and present it to her. Do not take no for an answer. You need to make every effort to wife her.



nikka :what:
 
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