Strip clubs are overrated, what's the hype? Lol

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Last time that I went to a strip club, I made a woman re-evaluate her life choices. I did nothing untoward just talked.

Twas a fun night.

That's why no one wanted to take me to one :mjcry:

They swore I would get a few to change their ways or something :mjtf::mjlol:
 

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i saw they opened foxy back up shyt was in a court battle off prostitution allegations lol. not many thick ones there from what i seen, a few.. we'd bounce around to different places
man they all still follow the old guard there....that prostitution loophole has been tied up since like 2009/2010...but nothing has changed haha
 

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It's really just a brothel with dancing women..a whore house really. A place where diseased and finished women lounge about waiting for loose change.

We used to hit the ones on Newkirk and Brown out in Flatbush in the 20s every single night. Hardly the sort of thing to write home about.

For convenience they are fine, like a snack in a fast food joint, but for quality you need to hunt and kill your own prey if you want dinner.
 

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Them African strip clubs aren’t a joke. Been to clubs in Nigeria, South Africa and Kenya. There’s a certain “rawness” that you don’t see in American clubs and I’ve been to the major strip clubs in ATL (Magic City, Strokers, Follies etc). Been to a few in the DC area, NYC and Baltimore. Maybe it’s the African continent.

This South African strip club I went to had the thickest women I’d seen in my life. All natural too. They were just getting buckwild for the low-low. I remember I tipped this one thick joint like the equivalent of $10 bucks and she was ready to take me to the back and just start busting it wide open.

Anyway, I went there with this one chick I met earlier that week who’d been showing me around and I was messing around with. We were kinda attached while I was there. She actually suggested going there because it was Wednesday night and the club would be one of the few places that’d be open late.

Once I got it in, I was like a kid in the candy store. Like 7 women shaped like prime Cherokee D and Ms. Cleo. Wide hips, thick butts with mean cuffs. The other women were also thick as well.

My girl got clingy from the JUMP. We were in the corner just observing while I’m here salivating thinking to myself:

“What kind of sorcery got these women with so much ass. Shyt makes no damn sense” :what:

Like chicks would have a Halle Berry waist but a Cherokee ass. Like WTF?

Back to the story: My “girl” excuses herself to go use the restroom and I use that as a chance to try and coordinate a future link up. I tip this one chick like $10 and I think because it was a slower night she was pretty hyped. Told me to meet her in the private section. I tried to get her info instead and find out when next she’s working so I can plan a return visit. This chick was so thick you could sit a drink on her ass :why:

Anyway, while tryna exchange info my “girl” comes back mid-scene and throws a fit. Talking bout I’m making her look dumb and she knew it was a bad idea. Long story short we end up leaving soon after. I had planned to come the night after or on the weekend but I pretty much got roped in with my “girl” until I left for Kenya that Sunday.

Off the strength of what I saw that night when I return to the country I gotta go again.

Facially the chicks were :manny:
What was the name of that strip club in South Africa
 

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Why waste going to a strip club going to a strip club when there is probably a swingers club not to far away......










:ohlawd:
its very rare that a hot chick shows up at a swingers party, that jeri ryan stuff is an anomaly
 
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