Stupid Ass Questions on Job applications unappreciation

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Applications and interviews are usually one big lie from both applicants and employers.
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my ex helped me with my resume, shyt help a lot sometimes tho

another thing I hate is stupid ass interview questions: Why do you want to work for us?

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For money bytchhhh da fukk u think :damn:
I had an interview last summer & the dude asked me to tell him something I didn't have listed on my resume.
My response:
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Cause I already listed everything good about myself
 

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shyt skressful fam

my ex helped me with my resume, shyt help a lot sometimes tho

another thing I hate is stupid ass interview questions: Why do you want to work for us?

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For money bytchhhh da fukk u think :damn:
i actually told one interviewer "cuz i need the money" i got the job but was fired a week n a half later for wearing my js to work.
 

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Applying for a job as a teacher is the worst. Just went through the process. Some of the questions were stupid as fukk

"How do you believe that our students would percieve you?"

How the fukk am I supposed to know that :deadmanny:

"What question would you like me to ask you?"

I literally just sat there like :what:
 

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What kind of job was it?
bytch ass telemarketing call center, talking bout business casual i had on my navy capris i was casual. i was tired of wearing dress shoes n dresses. i dressed like a stud one day and got away with it so i pulled out my new js and tried to make it work NOAP
 

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The 🏝️ Of Relevancy
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"You walk in the break room and see your coworker Bob, who has been having a rough day, drinking a beer on the job. How do you handle the situation?"

a. ask for a beer and join him
b. gossip with coworkers
c. extort or blackmail Bob
d. post about it on facebook/thecoli

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:childplease: I mind my fukkin business, im tryna get dis money fukk Bob
 

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Man fukk Target, im so glad im done with retail jobs.

Them shyts was the hardest jobs i ever had to get & the worst jobs i ever had :pacspit:

Wait. Why? I just got hired there :lupe:
 

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E. Ask him for his receipt.

Can't just be grabbing beer off the shelf like that. Then I'll have one with him. :lolbron:
 
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Wait. Why? I just got hired there :lupe:

Target sucks. I can write article about it. First thing they train everyone as a cashier, but if your on the schedule as a cashier lots of times there will only be 2 people up there I use to have 8 am shift I would be the only cashier there for 2 hours and I would constantly call people off the floor. But when I was scheduled on the floor they would constantly call you off the floor because they try to save money by not scheduling enough but then the people on the floor can't finish their job because they keep having to be back cashiers.

Some advice:
1. When they call for extra cashiers, try to go as little as possible.
2. Dont do extra work.
3. Dont help anyone out
4. If they start to put you in a position you didn't ask for, not trained for quit.
5. Dont stress yourself out
6. Dont take any time limit they tell you to seriously.
Basically do your job first, because they will pass other jobs on you. And they are not gonna appreciate what you did anyway. (Ex: if you go up for back up cashier, you will be up their for 2 hours and you can't get a manager to block off your register which will make you miss your lunch, then get mad at you for not keep the schedule and not finishing the work in your section...But you were helping out right...they don't care)
 
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shyt skressful fam

my ex helped me with my resume, shyt help a lot sometimes tho

another thing I hate is stupid ass interview questions: Why do you want to work for us?

nHXEgl8.png

For money bytchhhh da fukk u think :damn:

i actually told one interviewer "cuz i need the money" i got the job but was fired a week n a half later for wearing my js to work.

Took the words out my mouth I need this job cause
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