Stupid ish your mind created as a kid....

[innocentdevil]

• I thought there was a ghost in my house that would run up, and down the stairs at night lol

• I thought worms were magical cause I could cut them in two and they would still be alive

• I thought I could get my cat to talk like Salem did on the show Sabrina The Teenage Witch

• I thought there was a monster in the closet

 

[Juanito]

I thought girls peed out of their butts because i saw a girl squat down to pee one time when i was like 6

All dogs were boys and all cats were girls

Peeing into girls got them pregnant

My dad actually loved me

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

i dumped my 'girlfriend' in kindergarten by gettin some sticks and leaves together on a piece of paper and actually dumpin it on her head



me and my cousin used to act like it was a race sometimes. tryna get my moma to actually drive faster like " they bout to pass us hurry! hurry up!!! *sucks teeth* we in 2nd place now " traffic lights was checkpoints

Used to do the same shyt we had a green car so I would pretend I was yoshi from mariokart.

 

[NSSVO]

crips and bloods were the only gangs in the world

pretzels were made up of some edible wood.

 

[Heafcliffe]

i use to watch wrestling a lot growing up (around 6 yrs old), but i didn't have any wrestling toys, so i use to play with books..moms had all type of books and i used to make'em wrestle..i liked the hardcovers the best cuz they made a loud smacking noise whenever i'd body slam'em

That's a real imagination right there, !