Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[Silent_H]

I didn't realize the computer keyboard said "QWERTY UI" until I was in high school

I used to think cities like Chicago and New York were their own states.

Used to think when songs did a slow fade out at the end, the sing would just kept going on forever in some alternate dimension or some shyt

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I use to think that Harriette Winslow sang the intro on the family matters show. It was really someone named Jesse Frederick tho

I thought this too growing up. I don't know how I found out it wasn't her. I think I might have come to that reasoning on my own a couple seasons in.

Like Yeah, maybe that's not her singing.

 

[Methodical]

I used to think whoever have a computer are rich as fukk.

I used to think to eat spinach will gain you power and strength, stronger like cartoon Popeye but nah parents fooled us to eat.

I used to think Santa Claus actually flying his sleigh at night time due to Christmas.....but nah it was an airplane with lights on at night time.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

lowkey i used to think everything The Undertaker did in the early to mid 90s was real

like....some of that shyt was legit magic, that wasn't no regular wrestling shyt breh

breh was a real demon

Paul Bearer

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I thought that girls only had an anus. Aight I was 8 so not to serious lol

I thought that kissing is how people make babies

I thought I could kill anybody with some finesse

I thought if I trained for 50 years I'd be able to do a Kamehameha, and that the reason nobody had ever done it is because they gave up before reaching the 50 years bar

 

[Wandissimo]

Growing up I thought Kenan from Kenan & Kel rapped the intro.

In middle school I thought the devil came to artists in their dreams and asked them personally to sell their souls to him.

Used to think dogs didn’t blink.

EDIT: It was actually Party Up in Here by DMX, growing up I always imagined Kenan made the song.

 

[Tombstone]

bytches aint shyt all the time







sometimes its you who aint shyt

 

[the artist known az]

Growing up I thought Kenan from Kenan & Kel rapped the intro.

you never heard of Coolio?

 

[Wandissimo]

you never heard of Coolio?

As I got older, I was too young to make the Connection at the time.

 

[the artist known az]

As I got older, I was too young to make the Connection at the time.

carry on

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I though that when people travelled to other countries by plane that the other countries were up in the sky.

I use to think rappers and singers were really singing/rapping in their music videos.

 

[Methodical]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat

 

[Megadeus]

I thought all WWE wrestlers performed their own entrance music.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat

this one of the saddest posts ive read on here

 

[JerkPork]

Would always see restaurant workers smoking outside on their break.

I wondered to myself how bold they were....

.... Thought cigs were highly illegal