Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[IslandG]

This was definitely due to the Airplane movie…as a child I thought that the automatic pilot in airplanes was a blow-up type plastic humanoid doll thing.

 

[8WON6]

probably already mentioned but that whole thing from Nightmare on Elm Street about if you die in your dream you die in real life...

 

[Jay Kast]

When I was 8 or so, I used to think that turning signals in our car were directions to get home (or wherever we were going). I'd hear the clicking and see if it was blinking left or right and think... yup we have to go that direction to get to our destination.

I thought I was smart

 

[Dont@Me]

When I was 8 or so, I used to think that turning signals in our car were directions to get home (or wherever we were going). I'd hear the clicking and see if it was blinking left or right and think... yup we have to go that direction to get to our destination.

I thought I was smart

I have to drive behind people like you everyday

 

[KnickstapeCity]

When I was 8 or so, I used to think that turning signals in our car were directions to get home (or wherever we were going). I'd hear the clicking and see if it was blinking left or right and think... yup we have to go that direction to get to our destination.

I thought I was smart

Dumb fakkit

 

[Dont@Me]

Dumb fakkit

 

[Jay Kast]

Dumb fakkit

Actual fakkit

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Actual fakkit

Show us your dikk, fakkit

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

I used to think racism ended on January 1st 1970

I literally had to pause the tv to laugh at this LMAOOOOO

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

I used to really be into geography as a kid…I thought Sparta, Mississippi was a real place… I spent days looking at Rand McNally maps trying to find it

I thought every major city in the US had corner stores like we do in Baltimore

I thought i was immediately going to die and go to hell that night because I told my sister I was sick of going to church every weekend

I thought the Undertaker lived in a town where he was the only resident

Before I played any real football game i thought in the huddle they just said “pass play” and nikkas ran wherever.. same as running plays “ run straight”

I thought crips and bloods all lived in one area of LA and had to fight everyday then just go back to their home until the next day

Lastly… i thought the subway trains were unmanned and someone was controlling it from a desk in a office

 

[Arcavian]

Pac said a nikka was a bytch, that nikka was a bytch until proven otherwise

 

[RugbyMan]

Thought the dudes in porn flicks had IMPECCABLE mackin skills to consistently convince women to sleep with them




Thought racism was isolated incidents/ individuals. Didn’t realize it was systematic and the greatest source of self esteem for cacs.



Thought good college teams could beat pro teams

 

[Why-Fi]

i used to think pretzels were made out of wood

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Damn… This is exactly what Elon is talking about

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I thought a racist was a person who was really fast.