Stupid shyt that you do

[knickscrusaderm]

Wait until the day before something is due to do it. I had almost 3 weeks to write my 2000 word strategic human resources plan but i waited until wednesday this week to do it because it was due yesterday. I was heeelllllllaaa stressed too. Lmao

I do that shyt all the time too . Told myself this semester I would do better and dedicate more at least 2 hours a day to studying/reading.

This week I ended up reading the Miseducation of the Negro and writing a five page paper on it in the span of 3 days. I was contemplating quitting school .

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I NEVER use condoms.





EVER!

 

[lotteryplaya]

I waste gas driving to stores I think are lucky to buy lottery tickets. I could buy more tickets with all the money I waste burning gas to get to those stores far away. There is a gas station that sells tickets one mile from my house.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Order way too much pizza and wings when I'm home alone......and when the pizza man comes to the door, I open it and turn around and yell "pizza's here!!" Knowing damn well ain't nobody else home -- I just don't want him to think I'm a fat fukk eating all this food myself

 

[At30wecashout]

Procrastinate. Things off the top of my head procrastination has cost me
-a high 5-figure job last year
-a full ride to Loyola university
- a scholarship(not full, but close) to another school...but fukk them
- 2 women who could have been keepers.
Backstory: I kicked it with a lady over the summer platonically who expressed interest, and I figured "im not ready" so I kept shyt going at friendly pace without ever addressing her feelings. 2 years later catch wind she got married and moved. I dragged my feet so hard that she stopped waiting and did her thing.
- thousands of dollars over the years due to never putting my windfall from ages ago onto investments
-friends
-business opportunities

I might have thrown away more opportunities through pure laziness than most brothas my age have received period.

 

[Arithmetic]

Get high while doing homework

 

[Methodical]