Stupid shyt you believed as a kid (one per post)

[GreenGhxst]

How Cac Santa used to come with them packs

That white man was amazing until I learned the truth

 

[murksiderock]

That my mom didn't want me...

 

[StackorStarve]

When I was a little kid I thought gas only cost $2.00 or whatever the rate was at the time to fill up your whole tank. So I didn’t understand when people would complain about it costing a lot of money.

 

[murksiderock]

That eating carrots would fix your eyesight...

 

[murksiderock]

That Asian girls/women had two pussies...

 

[Fill Collins]

Jesus being real......

Doesn't have to be, I'm an atheist and I love Jesus...taught ppl not to trust the chosen as well as europeans and condenses every positive teaching in most world religions

If people can learn from non-religious books, they can do the same with the bible

 

[Fill Collins]

I thought all video games were made in Japan

The biblical rupture. That end of days movie arnold did did me terrible.

Rednecks made that shyt up in the 1830s and ruined religion even more ever since

 

[Address_Unknown]

That the Christian folk at my church were the most holiest/pious/honest people on Earth because they were saved and believed in Jesus and taught me about him.
All it took was me seeing a travelling pastor blow the back of a bytch out in "The upper room" for me to realize that I was sadly mistaken about these people I was being sent to every Sunday and should try and emulate.
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[315]

When people said they or somebody had "too much to drink", I thought that meant you could get drunk off of anything. There were times I used to be worried that I had had to much kool-aid

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

that god was real

 

[ThrobbingHood]

@All Women Are Queens

 

[Fill Collins]

How Cac Santa used to come with them packs

That white man was amazing until I learned the truth

Maaaan, my ol girl made sure I knew that she, "bought the presents, Santa ain't buy a damn thing"

We didn't have a chimney and pops said someone would've shot him buy now

Christmas was always a happy time tho, not as an adult tho

 

[Jean Jacket]

Somehow Quicksand and Piranhas were a constant threat. I lived in a city and was still looking out for fukking quicksand puddles.

 

[Fill Collins]

I thought the moon was the entrance and exit to Earth.

I thought before you died, you'd regain enough strength to jump on a giant trampoline to heaven

 

[Luke Cage]

I believed airplane turbulence was because we were bumping into the moon.