One time, this cop caught me speeding and pulled me over. I give him my Ls and insurance. Everything checks out. He gives me a warning and as he walks towards his car to leave, i say "I know where your kids go to school" and I take off. Im driving a good 5 minutes like
with the music blastin'. The cop pulls me over AGAIN and says "I tried to be nice and let you off with a warning, but you want to be an a$$hole and threaten my family. I'm citing you for loud music."
I was like
"I just said i knew where they went to school because I happened to see you drop them off a few times!" 
He then tells me to have a good day and we both drive off
with the music blastin'. The cop pulls me over AGAIN and says "I tried to be nice and let you off with a warning, but you want to be an a$$hole and threaten my family. I'm citing you for loud music."I was like
"I just said i knew where they went to school because I happened to see you drop them off a few times!" 
He then tells me to have a good day and we both drive off
@ brake checking a police officer