Stupid things you did as a kid..

[Busted_Toes]

Well, here i go..

- On my dikk i had a curved vein(Doctor told me superficial dorsal vein) but i thought that shyt was a worm growing in my dikk, i used to smack my dikk with a spoon trying to kill it.

- Went to my female cousin room butt ass naked and we started groping. The beating i would have got if my Mom found out

- Pulled my dikk out during story time at school.

- Used to stand like this...until i got clowned into oblivion

- Tried to jack off with washing up liquid. It burned.

- When eating ice cream i used to turn the spoon upside in my mouth, like a fakkit

- Have a birth mark on side of my abdomen, used to tell kids i got shot

- Used to think i was the Hulk when i got into fights, "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"

- Can't swim but dived in a lake

- Went to a steep hill with my bike... rode down the hill straight into a bush

- Used to try and fukk my sister's Barbie doll

- Used to have old shoe vs new shoe gang wars... with the church shoes as the peacekeeper.

- Tried to eat Cocoa butter because i thought it was chocolate

I got too many stupid things i did as a kid...

add on..

 

[R.O. Double]

- I cried after I seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The reason is becuz I thought cartoons were real and I wanted to be a cartoon character instead of a human.

- I got a wire hanger stuck in my mouth. (Long story).

- We moved into this creepy apartment when I was like 5-6 years old. I woke up one night and I had to pee really bad, but I was scared of going out in the hallway at night. So I got on the floor and peed under the bed. Had the whole room smelling like amonia and corn chips.


I'll add more when I can think of them.

 

[Groanman]

I remember when I discovered masturbation.











Multiple times a day......

 

[The Guru]

-Jumped off the roof because i wanted to test how tough i was.
-Broke the window to the balcony door with my head, my brother locked me out and i got mad after a while.
-Used to drink vinegar and eat uncooked spaghetti.
-Hid on the roof because i was scared to go get shots.
-Lit fireworks in my grandmother's garden, scorched the drapes.

 

[Canada Goose]

OP has me

Nikka tried to fukkk his sister Barbie doll

Nikka used to pretend his shoes banging like Bloods and Crips with his Church shoes as the peacemaker

 

[Ohene]

played tennis with a golf ball inside the house...broke a window
let my brother give me the Triple H pedigree...busted my chin open

 

[KingDanz]

OP post is so ridiculous

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I remember when I discovered masturbation.











Multiple times a day......

you, mayneeeeeeeeee, I was the cleanest kid in the hood I swear, I stayed in the tub once I discovered my sweet spot.

 

[Silkk]

Hid in the bushes and threw bricks at cars

 

[KingDanz]

Hid in the bushes and threw bricks at cars

 

[Figdcotton]

Stuck my finger in a open electrical socket outside my friend house cuz I thought it was a golf course hole

Stare at the sun contest.. My eyes so fukked up from it now man

Wear my bros shoes n clothes to school on free dress days.. nikka was a 13 I was a size 11

 

[the artist known az]

Tried walking down the stairs on my knees

I'll try to think of more

@tater made me think of one

Used to take dry leaves, break them up in notebook paper & smoke it

 

[Kublai Khan]

Brah I used to fukk Barbie dolls too, I thought I was the only one

 

[KobeTho]

tried to buddy up to the rich cac kids

 

[RadaMillz]

Roll down shopping carts from a hill into a busy street

Tried to jump off a building thinking I would land clean, neighbor saw the attempt and gave ur boi the work, got home, got another treatment from parents.