Stupid vending machines

unit321

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So, I like to drink soda (or soft drinks, pop, whatever you call carbonated beverages). It's not healthy but it is what it is. :ehh:
Sometimes, I feel like getting a Coca-cola, or what have you, at my workplace where there are vending machines. :manny:
I'll pay the machine and make my selection. :lupe:
Yeah for me. :gladbron:

Then, there are two kind of vending machines. The kind where it just drops it where you can't see it until it pops out at the bottom and there are the kind that have a see-through window and you get to see this robot arm pick up your soda and drop it down into the bottom. Kind of entertaining. :whoo:
But some vending machines, will drop your soda like it does not give two "craps about you. You don't want to shake or drop a bottle because it's going to explode when you open the cap. :what:
But you get those vending machines where you watch the robot arm pick it up and drop it and I'm like, "You're gonna drop a soda bottle like one yard down. :beli:
Or it's one where you can't see the action, but it you hear the bottle or can dropping down the chute like it's doing its own impression of Bumgartner pitching a baseball. :why:


Seriously?:ld:


Rant over. :childplease:
 

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Yeah, I'm going to shake that machine regardless of the "Don't tip the machine" warning sign.
No matter where it is and the item gets stuck it's gonna get shaken. :dwillhuh: Then a few weeks later it's a new sign up written in black marker & bold print cause some a$$hole shattered the glass. At that moment you're :jawalrus: cause you're glad it didn't happen to you.
 

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Vending machines at SFSU had a nikka like :what:

fukking pizza, Subs, popcorn and glass coke in there brehs

:dwillhuh:
We got refrigerated vending machines here with salads, BBQ pork sandwiches, hamburgers, corn dogs. But then you get a regular snack and it's cold. I don't want refrigerated mini-donuts.
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We got refrigerated vending machines here with salads, BBQ pork sandwiches, hamburgers, corn dogs. But then you get a regular snack and it's cold. I don't want refrigerated mini-donuts.
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Forgive them for they know not what they do.
:patrice:yeah I don't really get why there are regular snacks in the cooled rotating machine....

:usure:I don't trust the salads & sandwiches... I'm not tryin to have the bubble guts at work cause of some bad salad. Scooting to the bathroom trying not to poot.
 

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No, please, lets hear more about your beef with vending machines
Rant 2.0 coming up.

So I am a sweat hog of sorts. I sweat a lot when it is hot. I get thirsty. One place that I go to is outlet malls. They are huge. So, in the summer, you can become a thirsty bro doing all the walking outdoors from store to store. I'm thirsty. The wife and kids are thirsty.
You go to the vending machines and it's like $2.00 for a soda. $2.50 for bottled water. And since when did Dasani cost a bagillion dollars a gallon?
I'm like, you gonna hustle me $2 for a soda? :stopitslime:
Machine looks back at me all smug like. :mjpls:
 
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