Stupid vending machines

Rawtid

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Rant 2.0 coming up.

So I am a sweat hog of sorts. I sweat a lot when it is hot. I get thirsty. One place that I go to is outlet malls. They are huge. So, in the summer, you can become a thirsty bro doing all the walking outdoors from store to store. I'm thirsty. The wife and kids are thirsty.
You go to the vending machines and it's like $2.00 for a soda. $2.50 for bottled water. And since when did Dasani cost a bagillion dollars a gallon?
I'm like, you gonna hustle me $2 for a soda? :stopitslime:
Machine looks back at me all smug like. :mjpls:
I hate when a vending machine is selling shyt for $2.00+ but doesn't take anything larger than a dollar :mindblown:
 

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That 3rd shyt got a nikka all fukked up. Gotta got into work at 11pm on Sunday. With this holiday, i aint gotta go in til monday night. Im tryna be fukked up the entire weekend lol

It's only 1 and you're 3 shyts in?
Damn. I thought I had it bad
 

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I hate when a vending machine is selling shyt for $2.00+ but doesn't take anything larger than a dollar :mindblown:
Why not just use 2 singles. Do you carry many $2 bills around with you ? :dahell: Cause you surely dont want to drop in a $5 (if they even take that) and get back $2+ in quarters.
 

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Why not just use 2 singles. Do you carry many $2 bills around with you ? :dahell: Cause you surely dont want to drop in a $5 (if they even take that) and get back $2+ in quarters.
It's all fun and games until you only have a $5 and a $1 on you.
 

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:patrice:yeah I don't really get why there are regular snacks in the cooled rotating machine....

:usure:I don't trust the salads & sandwiches... I'm not tryin to have the bubble guts at work cause of some bad salad. Scooting to the bathroom trying not to poot.
I have a vending machine at work that is like a regular one, not a rotating one, but its refrigerated. Chips and cookies and donuts and pastries and candy bars, they refrigerated it all.
 

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Waiting in line for a roller coaster a few weeks ago, you can see your going to walk right past a vending machine. I'm like bet I got 2$ imma beast on those soda and be cooled and relaxed.

shyt was 4 dollars b.

For a 16 ounce soda.

:damn:


I came back empty handed.


The little girls in line behind me were like

:umad:
 
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