Kim Jong-un Is Missing, Might Have Gout
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21a very pleasant-looking summer vacation, North Korea's young ruler, Kim Jong-un, missed Thursday's performative parliamentary meeting, fueling speculation that he is battling some health issues.
After a three-week absence, state run North Korean media — is there any other kind? — acknowledged the situation, saying that the 31-year-old was
suffering "discomfort." Dear Leader has also been seen
limping around since July. Add to those symptoms his well-documented Swiss cheese addiction, and you may have an answer: gout.
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And this isn't just outlandish
Daily Mailspeculation, either. The
Wall Street Journal reports that South Korean officials think the plumped-up dictator suffers from
diabetes, high blood pressure, and obesityon top of his gout problems, similar to the set of ailments that afflicted his grandfather. Not that North Korean doctors will know how to treat such a thing, of course — gout is notorious for affecting those with access to decadent food, which most starving North Koreans definitely do not have.
There's also the slight possibility that Kim has been absent because of
ongoing power struggles within the military. But given the family predisposition, gout seems like a safer bet. And given North Korea's iron-clad secrecy, we'll probably never find out.
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