Suffered a tremendous setback today. Feedback needed.

[TKOK]

You should have tried your best to internalize that shyt.

 

[Ace2306]

I mean the whole post is mindblowing.

Dude supposedly got his 12 years of college and is some sort of doctor

Yet hes confused because a girl showed lack of expected interest after actual verbal yells of fear in an elevator.

This to me means a few things

-Youve always been shook. Back of the class quiet shy guy. Terrified of rejection so avoids. Believes he has to make himself irresistible due to status and did the med school thing. Sat through it. Props for that. But you never had social skills. Didnt develop them. Typa dude to wear a band/weird shirt in class that he hopes will have a girl spark up a convo cus hes too shook to approach. Now youre done with school and you got those degrees and the p*ssy still isnt just waitin for you. Cus you still the same crying in an elevator pansy.

Yes I know PTSD and how to treat it and how its not actually relevant. yes I went to grad school yes I am a licensed counselor but if your vagina leaks when you get in an elevator, take the stairs dumb ass

prescribe yourself some xanax and man up

My god

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

do what your fellow cacs do and shoot up your workplace ofay

 

[Taadow]

As many of you know, i work in a hospital.

I personally did not know that; I do not know who you are.

Well there has been this nurse that has been feeling me so i thought that i would ask her out.

NO! DO NOT FERK WIT' BROADS AT WORK!!

Being that I make a substantial amount of money, i was worried about her just going out with me bc of my status.

The money has the status, not you...

I decided that i would smash and dash.

Definitely don't "smash and dash" work broads - they know where you work!

Today, i asked her out

NO!!

and said that i would take her to lunch.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!

When we got in the elevator though, it started going down as usual, but it began rumbling and shaking a bit. When i was a boy, i actually got trapped in an elevator for like an hour when i wasn't supposed to be in one to begin with. We got to the bottom floor, but i was hollering and trembling a small amount. The doors opened and some of my colleagues were there at the worst possible moment. The girl i was going to take to lunch just walked out and didn't even look at me. It got awkward after she left. Now she hasn't returned my calls even though she is just a nurse. Help bros. How do i salvage this?

Well, this is probably for the best given my previous statements. Yet and still, you could just go to her and tell her that riding on evelvators
brings you to orgasm.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Hootin and hollering

You just gave yourself a vagina

 

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