Suga Mamas/Cougars/Rich Older Women

[Lewis Black]

I need to find me one. Any one had experiences with these?

 

[RJY33]

Hang out at respectable bars at like 7-9pm on a Saturday. I don't think they do the online thing so you will have to go out into the wild.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Go to seeking arrangements.com those rich old ladies will take care of you.

 

[BrothaZay]

 

[Methodical]

Especially white women

 

[HelgaPataki]

find someone going through a midlife crisis.

 

[AAKing23]

I think I could get one


I just got that charm about me to older women I've been told

 

[CrossBones]

one time a long ways back I did that, I dated this older chick who owned her own salon. she was 44 but looked pretty good. she was cool, always into discovery channel shyt and whatever. she also owned a mini ranch at her crib, had a horse, grew her own fruits and vegetables. she was in good shape.

but really, her clock was ticking and she just wanted to tie a brother down. she was real possessive. and even tho she was old, she was a lot like any other chick, real emotional and could be unstable. theres a reason why she was single when I met her. I couldnt handle that at the time and bounced. plus with all she had, she was trying to act like Im something she owned, like I was her property or something

 

[Captain Crunch]

Go to seeking arrangements.com those rich old ladies will take care of you.

I see you looking out for us

 

[Lewis Black]

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[AAKing23]

got a old school now..she 45...been down for a min...met her at a texans game...she keepme with season tickets..of the texans n rockets...

You lucky

 

[shopthatwrecks]

old school bytches aint hard to find thats down...

church
gym
targets
walgreen
cvs
sams
costco
sport events
concerts

smell good ...be on ya shyt..kuz they heard it all be4...jus tell em...u will fukk em back to their youth...

p*ssy instantly damp

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

had 1 one time


couldnt get past her being kinda fat and not really attractive


plus she wanted me to eat that old puss couldnt let myself take that L

 

[Alec Baldwin]

Hang out at respectable bars at like 7-9pm on a Saturday. I don't think they do the online thing so you will have to go out into the wild.

That and make friends with older broads, they'll put you on. Not GILFS breh. like early, mid 30s broads. There's a line between and . You end up on the wrong side and you're toast my nikka.


It's not all it's cracked up to be breh. I've had one and she got mad clingy and possessive. I didn't even try to sell her the dream, I was straight forward with her because I figured this bytch is older than me, she knows the deal right? Nope, this bytch was bad, but easily the most insecure woman i've ever met. She fought with me over her insecurities, blew my shyt up, accused me of fukkin around with younger girls. bytch would be texting me while I was in class, asking where I was, who was I with, etc etc.

She did take care of me though. Offered to pay for my school books. Was always takin a nikka to expensive ass restaurants. Kept a nikka in the freshest clothes. I even had her buying me video games at one point

I'd stay say don't do it though, it's not like how we imagine it as teenagers. These broads want attention and after a while you're gonna get tired of giving it to them.


Edit: mine was latina btw, that may be why she was so bold. Those broads are nuts to begin with.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

You lucky

nuthin 2 do with luck..its havin mouth piece..

ion give a damn if the bytch is on her death bed..i can talk tha hoe into puttin me in her will..get my 35%

gift of cab will catch more than a cab...