Without saying too much I sneezed around the time I climaxed and I woke up in the crawl space behind my telly with heart murmurs and what I can only assume is a minute but noticeable tear in the space time continuum that I swear is slowly getting larger as the days progress. I should call the council. Or Science. One of the two.
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