Superman comes out as bisexual in November issue

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Just another superpower to his repertoire: the inability to be cancelled - ultimate victim hood :wow:.



After a spree of ravaging p*ssy and bussy, the media begins to report on superman being a "deviant"


With a smug look he holds a press conference.

"Sounds like you're being xyz-PHOBIC :mjpls:(:youngsabo:)"


Flabbergasted and defeated the Daily Globe reporters are forced out of their jobs and forced into destitution all the while the victims of Kryptonian dikkdowns continue to fill emergency rooms throughout Metropolis :damn:



The New 52 indeed
 

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You know this is somehow Lois' fault:mjlol:
 

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A lot of people in this thread are pretending to be fake outraged and you can tell because a lot of the replies in this thread don't even know that this Superman isn't Clark Kent :mjlol:

To my knowledge Jon's sexuality has never been stated before so they didn't necessarily alter anything that was previously established. But this does seem like a move that was done purely to generate buzz for Jon's comic, and it's working :ld:
 
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