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Give me jedi mind trick powers, I'd be alright. Matter of fact, just give me jedi powers in general...
 

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I call mine: fukk Da Police i would get an injustice is being done to a person at the hands of crooked cops i come in whoop the cops asses and expose them. I'd go by the name Nitrix.
 

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worst power ever. :heh:
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Edit: that's what I get for being on here half sleep... Typing straight non-sense. Anyway asswipe, my power is to defend the defenseless when it comes to the matter of corrupt police. But apparently you must not have been watching the news to see that being black in America is all the police need to fukk with you.
 

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what superpower would you have?

rules:

you can make up whatever superpower you want.

my superpower would be that instead of growing hair, id grow the best dank weed. so my hair will be weed and my pubes would be weed. den i could just have an unlimited amount of weed for da rest of my life. :ahh:

id have to wear a hat everywhere tho and i would only be able to shower when i cut it all off. but i wont need a job cus i could just sell my hair. den for peopel i dont like id sell them the weed that grows as my pubes.

someone should make a movie bout this shyt. :wow:
You would waste a super power like that? :what:I would either say teleportation or mind reading
 

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invincibility

no point in having all types of crazy powers when a bullet can still do you in.
 

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:stopitslime:











:pacspit:


Edit: that's what I get for being on here half sleep... Typing straight non-sense. Anyway asswipe, my power is to defend the defenseless when it comes to the matter of corrupt police. But apparently you must not have been watching the news to see that being black in America is all the police need to fukk with you.

you are an idiot. how many times have you been arrested? ive been a victim first hand of police brutality. i dont need to watch the news to see whats going on.
 

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thats not a superpower. anybody can do that :stopitslime:

and have fun in jail for life with that superpower :mjlol:

my superpower is cooler and better.
fukking up cops and getting put in a cell full of non-cops and being powerless :mjlol:

@shmoney what if you went bald :lupe: or got badly burned and couldn't grow hair :lupe: and what's bodyhair lookin like breh, you might be one of them baby smooth im your venus type brehs and all you grow is shake and dust
 

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fukking up cops and getting put in a cell full of non-cops and being powerless :mjlol:

@shmoney what if you went bald :lupe: or got badly burned and couldn't grow hair :lupe: and what's bodyhair lookin like breh, you might be one of them baby smooth im your venus type brehs and all you grow is shake and dust

i dont have any body hair :lupe:

im still young but i think i have good genes. balding is not a problem in my family :blessed:
 

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Teleportation
Time manipulation
Telekinesis
Regeneration including healing all ailments
Super strength
Levitation
 
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