Fine..
Dude winds up inviting both of us to their room at a Marriott joint if I remember right...I'm like
. We got a couple of things to do before we can come though so dude gives up the address and the hotel room # and phone # and we head off. The white dude offered us like 1k each to blow out his wife's back so the money was straight..At this point, I'm still trying to decide if I want to go ahead and do this shyt, my cousin giving me the
as we're heading into a walgreens to pick up some rubbers...he starts talking about how I know you ain't gonna you gonna turn down free p*ssy and money. I'm basically still like
because the wife was bad as fukk and I wouldn't have minded doggin that ass out but I ain't trying to get chopped up...so I ask my cousin "how you think this shyt is gonna play out man..?" He's like "Nah, there's nothing extra about to it bruh....she gets naked and we get right... you take the front and I take the back and we tag that.." I'm like
........
..."why the fukk you get to hit the p*ssy first nikka?" So me and this nikka start arguing loudly about who gonna hit the p*ssy first in the checkout line at Walgreens, people in front of us casually looking at us like we crazy as fukk. After about 10 minutes of arguing, we decide to ice the convo and decide about the order once we get to the room...we call the the dude's number and the wife answers. So I tell this broad we on the way and she's like I'm so happy you guys decided to go a few extra innings with
US. 
....I'm like, "what?....what you mean
us?" So she's like oh, I just meant that you decided to take us on the offer of course!"...I should've picked up on the red flag #1
at the time but I was young...so we get to the Marriott and this building is pretty big so we go to the front desk to ask where Room such and such is...the desk clerk looking at us like
and I'm like "nikkas aint come to rob nobody, shyt." This bytch still giving me and my cousin the
but she tells us the directions. I tell my cuz as we going to the room, "If this goes to the left, we going to jail real nice and easy..I haven't seen another nikka in this bytch so far fam." Red flag #2.
So finally we at the room, she opens the door and fam, she's wearing these sexy lingerie joints with the crotch cut out so the p*ssy lips got hang time out them motherfukkers...
. She tells us to come in...At this point ya boy goes into CSI mode and I scanned the whole room, let me list red flags 3 to 8 real quick.
#3. Husband is no where to be seen
#4. There is a camera situated right in front the bed
#5. There's syringes, a spoon that has some type of residue on it and a bottle of some type of pills on the stand next to the TV.
#6. Husband is still NO WHERE TO BE SEEN.
#7. A pair of men's boxers on the floor next to bed along with a pair of pants that look like the ones the husband was wearing earlier.
#8. There's a dildo and strap-on that's clumsily hidden under the bed but is very obvious to be seen as I can see it from my vantage point.
At this point...I'm
inside because I think I'm about to get drugged, raped and killed. So my cousin two steps right in (figured he didn't pick up on what I saw) and I'm just kinda frozen at the door so the wife looks back and is like "You alright sweetie? Come on over and take a squat next to me." and she starts patting the space on the bed next to her.
...So I'm thinking to myself "I ain't gonna go out like no bytch..
, I'm getting that p*ssy and killing this broad afterwards if I get hemmed up.". So I go in and sit next to her, my cousin already got his shoes and shyt off and his dumb ass got his feet kicked up on the bed like he's at home. So it's obvious to the wife I'm tense, so she starts rubbin on God's gift and I'm starting to loosen up and get into it
. I forget to address all the red flags and ask the obvious question about where the husband at. So me, the cuz and the wife getting acquainted for about 15-20 minutes and then I hear the toilet flush in the bathroom.
I'm like what the fukk? So the door opens and the husband comes out in just his drawers, this nikka came out in some old school,tight whities, fruit of the loom joints.
....Me and the cuz both
and I hop up off the bed on some cartoonish shyt (mind you, my cuz didn't move) and I'm like where the fukk ya clothes at nikka? So this dude starts chucklin talking about I like to watch and sometimes participate if the mood catches him so hes gotta be ready....
So I start piecing it all together real quick...the dildo, the strap on, the drugs, the camera = a latent homosexual husband and a straight up, pimped out bytch wife. So I'm like, yeah..we gotta get moving, we gotta take care of some other shyt before we leave SD....so my cuz is
at me and the husband is doing
. So the husband is like, I'm paying you boys good money...
you know you have to work for it and plus my wife has some really good p*ssy, this nikka starts winking and shyt.
I'm telling this nikka NAWWW I'm good famo, I'm lookin at my cuz like
cause this nikka tucked up all under the wife's titties and isn't realizing what this dude is trying to setup, I basically had to threaten him to get his ass going. So we actually leaving and white dude staring fukking holes into us as we making pace to get out of the room...Dude basically said "More fun for me..." as we left.
Found out later that my cousin linked up with them without me knowing later during our stay, thought he was linking up with some latina broad we met at her place but found out he apparently smashed the wife but he wouldn't answer any questions about the husband
and rep my Queen City breh 
at us..this bytch is playing footsies with us. At this point, I'm trying to make sense of what the fukk is going on because the shyt is so obvious and the husband is completely ignoring this. I'm basically thinking we shouldve came down here strapped because I'm thinking these two are on some bonnie and clyde shyt. So my dumbass cousin hits on the arm and says, "I need to go to the bathroom"...I'm like...
and apparently my cousin has done this before with the shyt he tells me while we're in a huddle and begs to do it because he's in "a drought".
already. I'm still 