That's real.
I take that shyt like 10 levels deep.
What kind of music do I listen to? Only 1 cat in my whole building knows my music tastes... and that's cause I heard him blasting Styles P through his headphonescleaning up everyone's offices after they had left
For everyone else that rides with me.... I keep the #5 & #6 radio station presets on classical and jazz and listen to that boring shyt the whole time. If they catch the other station presets "oh thats my girl" or "oh that was a few friends that had come over for the weekend and I volunteered to drive"
These dudes SLACKIN out here.
If I know I meet need to give people a ride from a happy hour or some shyt, I vacuum the fck out my car... no tobacco, no food, nothing around. MFers dont need to know that I have a cig occasionally or anything else ever. Topic about loud comes up at the office? "Haha tried it once. Got hungry and dont like it. Bring on some whiskey (or bourbon if talking to white people)"
They're not yourrrr friendssss maaayyynneee![]()
be fake for the white man's dollar brehs.
cleaning up everyone's offices after they had left 






. if you're really that strong willed you wont turn gay over that.
off the rip but I was thirsty so I grabbed one. Sat down to an older lady that I never really spoke to and I noticed hers had a female name on it so I asked her if she wanted to switch and she was like why? It's the same drink and my dumbass goes no homo but I can't drink this, it has Todd on it. By my surprise she agreed to switch and I thought nothing of it until I got a lync message from my care leader who's like my supervisor to meet with her. I thought it was a coaching session until I spotted HR and I was like
. I sit down and long story short HR asks me if I said "no homo" and I say of course not
and they said they have reason to believe I made those comments and that my workforce does not discriminate and my comments are grounds of termination but since they don't have proof, I would be awarded 1 strike and suspended 2 days without pay.