Sweet potato pie season is upon us

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You gotta be some kind of heathen to prefer pumpkin over sweet potato pie
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nikkas ordering and picking up pies? Entenmanns and Pattit Labelle pies? :what:

WTF? If yo mama, granma or auntie aint blessing Thanksgiving with them sweet potato pies...yo family tree lost :scust:



Dont get me started on muthafukkas saying pumpkin pie
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I made a joke to my mother about getting a Patti pie for Thanksgiving


Damn near got cussed out after she straight up shyt on her pie :to:

Patti's culinary skills are tearing black families apart. Them sweet potato pies got Big Mama an 'nem declaring jihad on anyone who brings them near the house. I heard tales about that "Over The Rainbow" mac n' cheese setting impossible standards that no other recipe can stand up to. A friend of the family made used that recipe instead of her own one Thanksgiving and got rave reviews. Like, really rave reviews. The kind of reviews that make you question why your culinary creations never got the fam that hype. So, she decided to go back to her own recipe for Christmas.

Friend's husband: "So you making Patti's mac n' cheese again, right" :krs:

Friend: :birdman: "No, I'm using my own recipe."

Friend's husband: :scust: "Why?"

Friend: "What the hell you mean, why?!" :usure: :patrice: :demonic:

Friend's husband: :whoa: "Nah, baby I was just saying! Yours is good, too!" :lupe:

Friend: "You mean that?" :ufdup:

Friend's Husband: :scusthov: :rudy::shaq2:.......:jbhmm:....:lupe:.... "Yeah, baby I do."

Friend: :mjcry:

Friend's husband: :mjcry:

That was a rough Christmas, y'all.
 

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nikkas ordering and picking up pies? Entenmanns and Pattit Labelle pies? :what:

WTF? If yo mama, granma or auntie aint blessing Thanksgiving with them sweet potato pies...yo family tree lost :scust:



Dont get me started on muthafukkas saying pumpkin pie
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Breh, I said the same thing until I tried a Patti pie last year...let's just say it lived up to the hype :sas1:

Patti's culinary skills are tearing black families apart. Them sweet potato pies got Big Mama an 'nem declaring jihad on anyone who brings them near the house. I heard tales about that "Over The Rainbow" mac n' cheese setting impossible standards that no other recipe can stand up to. A friend of the family made used that recipe instead of her own one Thanksgiving and got rave reviews. Like, really rave reviews. The kind of reviews that make you question why your culinary creations never got the fam that hype. So, she decided to go back to her own recipe for Christmas.

Friend's husband: "So you making Patti's mac n' cheese again, right" :krs:

Friend: :birdman: "No, I'm using my own recipe."

Friend's husband: :scust: "Why?"

Friend: "What the hell you mean, why?!" :usure: :patrice: :demonic:

Friend's husband: :whoa: "Nah, baby I was just saying! Yours is good, too!" :lupe:

Friend: "You mean that?" :ufdup:

Friend's Husband: :scusthov: :rudy::shaq2:.......:jbhmm:....:lupe:.... "Yeah, baby I do."

Friend: :mjcry:

Friend's husband: :mjcry:

That was a rough Christmas, y'all.
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Patti's culinary skills are tearing black families apart. Them sweet potato pies got Big Mama an 'nem declaring jihad on anyone who brings them near the house. I heard tales about that "Over The Rainbow" mac n' cheese setting impossible standards that no other recipe can stand up to. A friend of the family made used that recipe instead of her own one Thanksgiving and got rave reviews. Like, really rave reviews. The kind of reviews that make you question why your culinary creations never got the fam that hype. So, she decided to go back to her own recipe for Christmas.

Friend's husband: "So you making Patti's mac n' cheese again, right" :krs:

Friend: :birdman: "No, I'm using my own recipe."

Friend's husband: :scust: "Why?"

Friend: "What the hell you mean, why?!" :usure: :patrice: :demonic:

Friend's husband: :whoa: "Nah, baby I was just saying! Yours is good, too!" :lupe:

Friend: "You mean that?" :ufdup:

Friend's Husband: :scusthov: :rudy::shaq2:.......:jbhmm:....:lupe:.... "Yeah, baby I do."

Friend: :mjcry:

Friend's husband: :mjcry:

That was a rough Christmas, y'all.

I in no way believe that prepackaged food can be better than food made from scratch. Maybe those people u know aren't good cooks
 

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I tried pattie pie from walmart too because of the hype. shyt was trash compared to my ol girls pies. My family can cook though.:manny:
It aint better than mama pie but it's pretty damn good for what it is
 

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I in no way believe that prepackaged food can be better than food made from scratch. Maybe those people u know aren't good cooks

Making a great sweet potato pie is an art and a lot of people just can't do it. My grandmother had blessed hands in the kitchen, and the first year after she died we started looking for pies to replace hers at the holidays by buying pies from women in church. Maaaaaaan, that first year was rough! Pies were too sweet, too heavy, too bland, too spiced, you name it! So I see why people love Patti Pies if they've never had a great, homemade sweet potato pie.
 

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Copped two of them bytches today + 2 sweet potato pies :mjgrin:

I also saw a apple cobbler and berry cobbler pie she has on the streets also :leon:. Not a fan of apple or berry pies but patti trying to take over the market :mjgrin:
Save me a plate breh:mjpls:
 
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