Patti's culinary skills are tearing black families apart. Them sweet potato pies got Big Mama an 'nem declaring jihad on anyone who brings them near the house. I heard tales about that "Over The Rainbow" mac n' cheese setting impossible standards that no other recipe can stand up to. A friend of the family made used that recipe instead of her own one Thanksgiving and got rave reviews. Like, really rave reviews. The kind of reviews that make you question why your culinary creations never got the fam that hype. So, she decided to go back to her own recipe for Christmas.
Friend's husband: "So you making Patti's mac n' cheese again, right"
Friend:

"No, I'm using my own recipe."
Friend's husband:

"Why?"
Friend: "What the hell you mean, why?!"
Friend's husband:

"Nah, baby I was just saying! Yours is good, too!"
Friend: "You mean that?"
Friend's Husband:


.......

....

.... "Yeah, baby I do."
Friend:
Friend's husband:
That was a rough Christmas, y'all.