Swerve ain’t beating them allegations anytime soon

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It’s not even LV forreal. It’s like an “inspired by” LV design probably by one of them shytty mall brands you’ll find in one of them stores that sells off brand balmain looking biker denim with zippers on the kneecaps. shyt got B’s on it instead of LV

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Not to defend Swerve, I heard Swerve signed a very lucrative contract, I think he just dresses like shyt a lot of time, though some of his gear is dope :ld:


See....Every time they (the retarded little TKO stans, not Larry) call for me to come in a thread, they back right down like some hoes lmaoo
 

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Not to defend Swerve, I heard Swerve signed a very lucrative contract, I think he just dresses like shyt a lot of time, though some of his gear is dope :ld:


See....Every time they (the retarded little TKO stans, not Larry) call for me to come in a thread, they back right down like some hoes lmaoo

to be fair, black wrestlers in general are some of the worst dressed nikkas on the planet. AJ Francis really my dog to the point where I can hit him for tickets and he be dressed R Kelly in 2007 wearing big ass papoose fitteds, versace tank tops with the matching shorts and Lebron sneakers. nikka dress like he in the DJ Khaled We Takin Over music video
 
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to be fair, black wrestlers in general are some of the worst dressed nikkas on the planet. AJ Francis really my dog to the point where I can hit him for tickets and he be dressed R Kelly in 2007 wearing big ass papoose fitteds, versace tank tops with the matching shorts and Lebron sneakers. nikka dress like he in the DJ Khaled We Takin Over music video

:pachaha: I knew you was gonna mention AJ .... it's almost like he's trying to dress terribly. Now that I think of it, I can't think of well, really it's only the women that dress well. Bianca, Naomi, Mercedes, Jaida Parker can all dress well. Weird.
 

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:pachaha: I knew you was gonna mention AJ .... it's almost like he's trying to dress terribly. Now that I think of it, I can't think of well, really it's only the women that dress well. Bianca, Naomi, Mercedes, Jaida Parker can all dress well. Weird.
AJ gotta be top 5 worse dressed nikkas on earth. It has to be on purpose at this point
 

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Fed stans also cool with Jacob Fatu black fishing and dropping n bombs with impunity but Swerve mad at a list for pitting other Black performers against one another got y'all up in arms :mjpls: No smoke for the Street Profits going to that Trump Nazi rally :mjpls:@
Street Profits went to a MILITARY event on the 4th of July for veterans because Tez is a veteran.

It had nothing to do with Trump. :dahell:
 

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Philly. Fucc a Eagle. I mean dat.
Stop.
Being.
fukking.
Weird.


Swerve.
Swerve's inner caucasian voice that tells him to sabotage himself in interviews.
AEW for being so try-hard about their supposed representation but only platforming the softest shoes.
WWE for giving AEW the battery to do this because they can't present any black characters on their show unless they are played by a Fatu.
People in this thread making this somehow weirder than the weird shyt Swerve always says.
People in this thread thinking it's ok to ever hard-R anyone whatsoever irrespective of your personal race.
People more concerned with tribalism over a grapple theatre than unifying with they own kinfolk on some shyt that matters.
All y'all.

just...

just stop fukking being weird bro, it's not even hard.
Please.
Stop.
The fukk does this mean lol
 

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The fukk does this mean lol
if your reading comprehension trash just say that cuz
In other words, Swerve is a tap dancer which is fukking hilarious because he wrote a fukking novel when I asked him before if he was accusing Swerve of being a c00n :dead:
'wrote a novel' :mjlol: nikkas so allergic to complete sentences.

I didn't call him a c00n. That shyt is reductive. I said he has a caucasian voice in his head that makes him say stupid fukking off-code shyt like his aforementioned "I'm not black; I'm Swerve" musings. I said he comes from the PNW and as a whole California nikka I have more dealings with them than most and understand how they bury their blackness to avoid the inherent cism of Washington/Oregon.
but don't nobody make him say the stupid shyt he say.
He do that on purpose.
And he do it with regularity.
Some of y'all defending it constantly makes you questionable as fukk tbh. Especially when half the 'defenders' in here been ducking the verification thread but want to tell black men what we can be bothered by coming from another black man. Coming at me crazy when someone in this thread throwing around hard-Rs but I'M the problem?.

just... the most unserious people.
 
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Every single poster who came in here to shyt on Swerve has dozens, if not hundreds of posts in some threads in TSC that are anti-AEW so you already know what time it is with them :pachaha:

Trying to get a "gotcha" moment over stanning wrestling companies. Pathetic. :mjlol:
 
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