Then you got the homos tho. I'm talking about them 40yo white dudes trying to trick.
Cac: I'm looking for guys to play Madden with...
Me: Ok...
Cac: I have a 360, PS3, Wii, and a gamer PC.
Me: Damn; I just got a 360
Cac: Can't afford the rest huh?
Me: Nah saving for a car breh
Cac: I'll give you $20 if you beat me in Madden
That's how it starts brehs. Then you stomp him down 56-13 and he wants you to come over and get the cash. I was like nah it's aite...
Cac: I hurt my back at work. I'll give you $100 to massage me, $150 to suck my penis
Me: