CM Punk...
Your Macho Man tribute elbow is the shyts.
Your crooked moonsaults are even worse.
You are always a better heel than you are a face.
You took KENTA's GTS and moveset without even asking.
Fans can always tell when you're coasting and your heart isn't into it.
Your body is gonna be fukked up after your retire 'cause you've never taken steroids.
Would it have killed you to sometimes make the effort and dress like a champion, instead of always wearing hoodies and shorts?
If you put as much effort into backstage politics as you do fukking Divas, you'd be The Man in the WWE instead of Cena.
Speaking of... Why did you have to fukk AJ Lee and make so many basement dwelling, grown ass virgins cry?
You can be a real grouchy, hard-headed prick, sometimes.
Saying all that... You're still better than 90% of these fukkers on my tv, even while you're sitting at home on your couch in Chicago on 'sabbatical'
