Take me out to the ballpark

[Food Mane]

Now that summer is getting close and baseball has started, let's discuss the best and worst things about going to see a baseball game. Now, most of my experiences are from Rogers Center in Toronto, but shyt seemed the be that same in the other parks I've been to

Worst

Dudes that don't choose the right target. If you want to talk some shyt to opposing fans choose someone comparable to you in age. Screaming at a 50 year old man and is 75 year old father going to might be that father's last game is not whoa.

Having a hot dog with all types of toppings on it. Beer on the ground, mustard on your shirt, trying to finish your dog as fast as possible

Best

Moving up to some to worse seats in the 6th inning so you can take up about 3 seats and spit shells everywhere.

Drunk by 2:30pm

Yelling at umpires when I'm a good quarter mile away from the play

Booing a pitcher who tries to a pickoff move

add on

 

[OGmittee]

Fenway Park>>>>>

best part is getting drunker than expected everytime i go

worst part is yelling innappropriate things in front of ppl with kids at the game and looking like an a$$hole but what can u do about that tho ?

 

[Miggs]

At least in the summer on a nice day with the roof peeled back the Rogers Centre is somewhat tolerable for baseball...I still wish they'd have better food and more ballpark options you get at other parks i been too....

I dig having a dog at one of the vendors outside the stadium (cheaper and better) and having a few beers either at a bar round the way or brown baggin before you walk in...sets the mood right...

 

[Miggs]

One thing that is getting real annoying is fakkits at the games demanding you turn a foul ball over to the nearest kid near you....These drunk a$$holes dont realize maybe you might have a kid at home that might want the ball...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Best: THE BEERGARDEN

best: the bullpen at safeco being right by the beer garden, and me messing with visiting pitches. I got into a 3-4 inning (jokeful) argument eith jake arrietta where he admitted baltimore sucks, said he wouldnt take baseball advice cause i "looked like a poet" , and he said and i QUOTE

"you serious? The tigers are weak they might not even make the playoffs in that terrible division". This was less than a month left in the season.

Best: day drinking...and safeco being across the street from Pyramid beer brewery

Best: living away from your home team and being THE BAD GUY when they visit


I fukkin love a day at the park

 

[OGmittee]

One thing that is getting real annoying is fakkits at the games demanding you turn a foul ball over to the nearest kid near you....These drunk a$$holes dont realize maybe you might have a kid at home that might want the ball...

word.

kinda different situation but i had an experience similar at a Celtics game..they were shooting the free t-shirts up into the stands and one actually comes way up in the balcony where im at (sitting mind u while everyones standing). T shirt bounces off a couple hands and lands in my lap, so im like "worrd". This lady turns to me and says "excuse me are you gonna give that to me because i caught it" i looked at her like " really cus it landed right in my lap" then she was like "well open the shirt up and see if its girly or not, if it is girly i'll (her) keep it" i looked at her like then even looked at her bf like "control your chick man" smh

 

[ThugLife]

It's sad the best park about going to a baseball game is getting drunk


More proof that baseball is a shytty cac sport

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Fenway Park>>>>>

best part is getting drunker than expected everytime i go

worst part is yelling innappropriate things in front of ppl with kids at the game and looking like an a$$hole but what can u do about that tho ?

Yeah dude...im not cool with that and im not a parent. If you cant heckle in pg-13 youre not funny really...i am a GOAT heckler and love to get the other team to laugh

Like if im in right field i'll go, when its REAL quiet like

"Hey [SMITH].......SMITH....." they will eventually look

"Living in milwakee kinda SUCKS huh not exactly what you planned right????? "

I always get the response

 

[Miggs]

The 50 young bucks drunk on old milwaukee who make corny ass comments and chants all game long that aint funny and the the one 60 yr old guy wearing a Willie Stargell jersey with a fishing hat with lures on it making the funniest ass comments in that loud ass housewife naggin style...

 

[OGmittee]

Yeah dude...im not cool with that and im not a parent. If you cant heckle in pg-13 youre not funny really...i am a GOAT heckler and love to get the other team to laugh

Like if im in right field i'll go, when its REAL quiet like

"Hey [SMITH].......SMITH....." they will eventually look

"Living in milwakee kinda SUCKS huh not exactly what you plannef right????? "

I always get the response

lmao i agree with you on the cursing..im def way better about holding back now but i used to be pretty bad.

last week i was at a Sox vs O's game and ellsbury dropped literally the first out of the game on a fly ball (ran into the right fielder) and he was lookin at the screen behind the bleachers and i was like "wtf are you lookin at us for?! catch the ball!" i was too drunk to originally realize he was lookin at the screen..but ppl were kinda booing so they laughed it off

one time i was with my mom and yelled at a yankees fan in front of her...i actually felt bad about it immediately after..being there with my mom and all, yankees still suck tho

 

[King Theo]

I cant help myself but to curse. especially if im drunk. i feel bad sometimes. but

I think it should be allowed in certain parts of the park. like the outfield bleacher seats where everyone is plastered anyway. i was brought up thinking cursing was just part of sports

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

I always have a great time when I go to Busch

 

[Captain Crunch]

Hecklers
Getting that unique ballpark food
Special chants(Jason "Werthless, A-FRAUD, etc)