Taking a shower with your woman is GOAT

NatiboyB

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That's what I was thinking :mindblown:
Me and my lady shower together 3 times a week sometimes, just so happens our schedules collide and we both be getting ready for work at the same time :manny:
You can tell the people who are just experiencing things for the first time. :mjlol:


I can't do it no more Breh I really enjoy that time to just think....
 

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That's what I was thinking :mindblown:
Me and my lady shower together 3 times a week sometimes, just so happens our schedules collide and we both be getting ready for work at the same time :manny:
You can tell the people who are just experiencing things for the first time. :mjlol:

You have me VERY wrong BRUH
 

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Taking a shower with my ex consisted of me standing behind him freezing to death while he showered. We weren't taking a shower together, I was just waiting my turn.

Miss him.
 

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Yep, I've only had it happen once and I didn't say directly "GET THE fukk OUT" but I was acting hella buuji in the shower :mjlol:

Not handin the bytch the soap and shyt :heh:
I had one that was taking a bath after we hooked up. Im at her house, its a little stuffy in her room so Im walking to den to watch the game. She's singing and shyt and as I walk past the bathroom, she's like

Her: :ld:....hey. Come wash my back. :lupe: ....
Me: :heh:.......:merchant: Oh youre serious? :beli:
Her: Yeah im serious. Come wash me. :maury:

*starts to sponge her back reluctantly*

Me: When her back is turned...:soconfused:....whenever she looks back at me...:yaoha:.
Me: Don't you think this is a little intimate? :leostare:
Her: Yeeesssss :blessed:
Me: :belipup:

I made sponging her back the most awkward thing ever so she would ask me to leave. :hellnaw: She literally said ":beli: you can go if you want to.

Now this is when I first came to Chicago on an extended vacation. The girl who I was REALLY after wasnt off until the evenings so I had nothing to do during the day and this asian chick was a painter so she had no scedule and literally was available anytime I wanted. I used to hang out with her literally ALL DAY LONG, then whenever the girl I was really was courting (ended up being my fiance) was free, I'd say "Hey Kitt, I have some things I need to go take care of." and bounce until me and the real chick were done hanging out. Maybe spent 16hrs with Kitt, 5-6hrs with the one I really wanted and 2-3hrs going home to wash up and change clothes. I couldnt afford to lose 16hrs of my day getting pampered, cooked for and sang to. To this day, Kitt had the best sex so I didnt want to just throw it in the bushes lol
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