Taking a sht at the gym is GOAT

[BBG]

Either before your workout or in the middle of it.



Before has you squatting on the porcelain throne thinking about your routine for the day and how you're gonna kill it, walk out the stall, wash your hands, and walk out the bathroom head held high with empty bowels ready to beat the fukk out your own body like the savage goon you are



Or in the middle of your workout, you tired as shyt body begging for a break and suddenly your stomach starts cramping and you know what time it is. You quickly wipe down the last machine you were on and rush to the bathroom like prime Walter Payton ready to release all which has been pent up inside. This gives your body time to reset and get ready for the next half of your workout.

Honestly don't know which is more glorious. I'm typing this on my phone whilst on the toilet right before I go workout while drinking an energy drink (kinda gross to be shytting and drinking at the same time ngl but hey time efficiency is critical). Thread probably gonna flop because you dudes are voluntarily larry but I expect to hear from @blackestofpanthers and the rest of swole set.







ONE LAST THING, PRIVATE GYM BATHROOMS SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!! I avoid shytting in public bathrooms but my gym bathroom be cleaner than a lotta you nikkas houses so I ain't tryna hear it. Let's go

 

[jdubnyce]

Nope
shytting at home is goat

Bidet life you dirty ass heathens

 

[Turtle]

I don’t even enter the gym bathroom, not tryna inhale anyone elses poopoo molecules

 

[LuuqMaan]

Bruh, think you may need to change your protein shake

 

[Rekkapryde]

Nope
shytting at home is goat

Bidet life you dirty ass heathens

yup

BidetGang

 

[blackestofpanthers]

I only shyt at the gym if I honestly have no choice
But shytting at the gym definitely gives me enough energy to continue working out for another 45 or an hour.

 

[blockburna420]

what in the Larry Craig is going on here

 

[cyndaquil]

It's actually trash. Gym toilets be gross as fukk and the auto flushing ones piss me off cuz as soon as I put that paper on to cover the seat it flushes and pulls that paper down the toilet and I gotta restart the process.
I shyt in there a lot out of necessity due to preworkout shifts in the morning but if I could choose not do it I definitely would.

I'd rather just do a 5 minute meditation in my car or house before going into the to get my mind focused than on a them dirty ass toilets.

 

[OneManGang]

+ fusion (GOAT candidate smiley we lost )

Rest your batty on dirty MRSA gym toilets brehs

 

[boogers]

ive mentioned before having to use the YMCA before and how badly the drains in the showers were chowdered full of nut, but i didnt mention the toilets were bad too. shyt smears, old skin rubbing off onto the seat, dried streaks of something, you really wanna put your cheeks on that? i'd rather take a shyt in the shower and let the janitor deal with it... if they even have a janitor

some weirdo prolly got a boner doing thrusts and dips and went in the can to crank one out, then your dumb ass went in there and sat in it, and loved it so much you went and made a thread

dont ever use a public bathroom unless its an emergency. ever.

tl;dr OP basically gave himself @Another Man's money shot

 

[boogers]

Bidet life you dirty ass heathens

#jetset domination

enjoy your toilet again!! no more itching!!

 

[desjardins]

Gym bathrooms are for closeted fakkits and gloryholes.
I can probably count on my hand how many times I've been in a gym bathroom and every time it's been some weird looking guy in there taking way too long for whatever he's trying pretend he's doing in there
I have a toilet at home and a shower at home, I plan my gym visits around a direct route between the home and the gym with no stops. In the winter I wear my outside clothes on top of my gym clothes and my gym has a locker room that's out in the open on the ground floor

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Dont know about all that, but I refuse to shyt in the mornings before leaving for work......thats regained time with the family......I wait until I get to work to shyt..........shyt on the companies dime.........thats called fiscal responsibility

 

[⠀X ⠀]

If it ain’t a high end gym where they keep it immaculate, then nah.

99/100 times, I go first thing in the morning, before leaving the house.

 

[King Poetic]

U trust those seats motherfukkers pissed on and u know motherfukkers not cleaning them toilets immediately