Taking Kids on Vacation is the fukkING WORST

[Peter Popoff]

This was me the whole time. My 4 year old was trying me too, knowing I couldn't snatch his ass up. I was pushing them in that $35 double stroller while my wife was pouring the $12 water I just bought in his water bottle. He was upset cause he wanted juice. She handed him the bottle and this dude threw the water bottle on the ground and all that expensive ass water leaked on the ground.

The pain and anger that filled my heart.

Should've given the little nikka an elbow drop right through the stroller.

 

[CJ]

We just spent 4 days in Orlando, Florida to go to Disney World and Universal Studios. Me, my wife and 2 boys, a 3 year old and 2 year old. We were there with some other family members staying at a resort for my grandmas 75 bday.

Its a 6 hr drive from my city in Alabama to Orlando but that shyt really took 7hrs and 30mins because of my kids. This was our 1st family vacation. We had to stop for food 3 times so that's not bad because I brought a cooler with snacks, juices n shyt. But having to stop every other hour so my 3 year old can pee/booboo and then having to change my 2 year old. I hated stopping at these nasty ass gas stations to use they bathrooms.
Almost would rather my 3 year old go in his pullup and keep it moving than go in those bathrooms.

My kids obviously weren't used to being in the car that long so I understand but I did not think it would be THAT bad. They had tablets to keep em entertained but that only lasted so long. 4 hours into the trip, my 4 year old got car sickness and vomited all over himself and carseat so I had to get off one of these obscure exits and clean him up and change his clothes. Luckily the last hour of the trip, they went to sleep.

Then we got to disney world nikka. Damn near blew through half a grand just for parking, a double stroller, souvenirs, water and food. And that's on top of me sneaking my own shyt into the park to eat and drink . $12 for a bottle of water.



That shyt adds up quick. All the bathroom trips. They were getting mad and whining all the time when they couldnt get every toy they wanted. Scared of all the disney characters in costume. Screaming when it was time to leave. Plus the fukking heat was unbearable.

Universal studios was the same thing. So much money nikka got damn. Had to use my credit card for the remainder of the trip. A nikka gotta bring damn near 2 gs just to adequately pay for all that shyt plus gas.

We left at 6 this morning and once again on the trip back, my 4 year old vomited 2 different times. Had to pull over and clean him up two different times. Had no idea my guy gets severe motion sickness. Then trying to feed these nikkas while on the road, hoping they can feed themselves without fukking my seats up. My backseats are fukked up with crumbs and vomit. Once we hit Georgia, it was damn near 2pm and we ran into standstill traffic.



My 2 year old shytted his pullup and we had to wait thru all that traffic till we could hit a gas station. The entire car was stank with toddler feces.

It was the absolute worse experience. I told my grandma that I appreciate her inviting us down and we definitely had fun but we won't be taking any extended vacations for another 3 years; at least until my boys need minimal supervision for their basic needs: bathroom, food, etc.


But them damn turkey legs

Breh I appreciate this post more than you know. Right now just have my two year old daughter. We've only taken a few local getaways and those alone were kind of a task. Just last month we went up to a resort an hour away (Blue Mountains for my Toronto brehs reading) - they have a little village with shops and restaurants, live music and play space for kids. Tell me why she wanted to run to the most muddy outskirts of the entire area, throwing herself to the floor everytime I reeled her back. Barely got to finish dining at one of the patio restaurants. She is the sweetest thing at home/at daycare, but something about public settings has her wanting to take off on us lol.
We have #2 due to arrive any minute now. I'm already trying to figure out when I'll mentally be ready for that 4 year old/2 year old family trip
Both Grandmas better be ready because they are coming along too Don't care about the added cost of board

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Yea, leaving at night is the way with little ones. When I take the fam on vacations, take them to NC or MS, then I get the fam up around 12/1am, and hit the road.

That way, I have both the kid and the ole lady knocked out while I’m singing R&B songs to myself in the late night. When they get up, im usually about there. They get up asking where we’re at and telling me they’re hungry and wanna stop lol

 

[BunchePark]

Look man spending time with ya kids it's never TOO MUCH money are you kidding me?

You go hard you gone be blessed eternally trust me

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

We just spent 4 days in Orlando, Florida to go to Disney World and Universal Studios. Me, my wife and 2 boys, a 3 year old and 2 year old. We were there with some other family members staying at a resort for my grandmas 75 bday.

Its a 6 hr drive from my city in Alabama to Orlando but that shyt really took 7hrs and 30mins because of my kids. This was our 1st family vacation. We had to stop for food 3 times so that's not bad because I brought a cooler with snacks, juices n shyt. But having to stop every other hour so my 3 year old can pee/booboo and then having to change my 2 year old. I hated stopping at these nasty ass gas stations to use they bathrooms.
Almost would rather my 3 year old go in his pullup and keep it moving than go in those bathrooms.

My kids obviously weren't used to being in the car that long so I understand but I did not think it would be THAT bad. They had tablets to keep em entertained but that only lasted so long. 4 hours into the trip, my 4 year old got car sickness and vomited all over himself and carseat so I had to get off one of these obscure exits and clean him up and change his clothes. Luckily the last hour of the trip, they went to sleep.

Then we got to disney world nikka. Damn near blew through half a grand just for parking, a double stroller, souvenirs, water and food. And that's on top of me sneaking my own shyt into the park to eat and drink . $12 for a bottle of water.



That shyt adds up quick. All the bathroom trips. They were getting mad and whining all the time when they couldnt get every toy they wanted. Scared of all the disney characters in costume. Screaming when it was time to leave. Plus the fukking heat was unbearable.

Universal studios was the same thing. So much money nikka got damn. Had to use my credit card for the remainder of the trip. A nikka gotta bring damn near 2 gs just to adequately pay for all that shyt plus gas.

We left at 6 this morning and once again on the trip back, my 4 year old vomited 2 different times. Had to pull over and clean him up two different times. Had no idea my guy gets severe motion sickness. Then trying to feed these nikkas while on the road, hoping they can feed themselves without fukking my seats up. My backseats are fukked up with crumbs and vomit. Once we hit Georgia, it was damn near 2pm and we ran into standstill traffic.



My 2 year old shytted his pullup and we had to wait thru all that traffic till we could hit a gas station. The entire car was stank with toddler feces.

It was the absolute worse experience. I told my grandma that I appreciate her inviting us down and we definitely had fun but we won't be taking any extended vacations for another 3 years; at least until my boys need minimal supervision for their basic needs: bathroom, food, etc.


But them damn turkey legs

That's dope bruh, congrats on the family. I think you went Clark Griswald a bit too soon. A 2 and 3 yr old way to young fir what u was trying to accomplish. Salute tho.

 

[The_Sheff]

This was me the whole time. My 4 year old was trying me too, knowing I couldn't snatch his ass up. I was pushing them in that $35 double stroller while my wife was pouring the $12 water I just bought in his water bottle. He was upset cause he wanted juice. She handed him the bottle and this dude threw the water bottle on the ground and all that expensive ass water leaked on the ground.

The pain and anger that filled my heart.

Bruh, what the hell man. Did yall just decide last minute to take the trip and not do any prep at all? Me and the wife take yeti's in there filled with ice cold water. We also bring the kids juice and snacks because they just as happy with gummy bears, chips, and graham crackers from home as they are with any snacks we could find in the park. Since you drove you coulda brought a pack of water and powerade and put that shyt in the fridge in the hotel.

You did have a backpack right? Fill that shyt up with drinks and snacks and stuff it under the strollers.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

This is exactly the type of visitor these theme parks want. A big family with kids, mini vans, multiple mouths to feed, kids asking for gifts/souvenirs, they know you won't put up a fight for anything including crazy parking fees, food costs, stroller rentals....... They saw you coming.

I can't fukk with that Florida sun, that shyt be doing a number on me. The last time I was in Orlando I was walking around with an umbrella, hat, and sunglasses looking like Michael Jackson. And don't even think about going into them department stores where they cranking the AC. It's like going from the dark side of the moon to the sun.

And now you talking about kids?

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

No lie bruh. I’m in art of animation resort with a 3 and 2 year old right now. This is day 3

First day we did nothing but swam here and it was so far the best day.

Yesterday was Epcot and I rode 3 rides in 8 hours because I couldn’t figure out the damn Genie+ shyt until way later. I didn’t know I had to wake up at the crack of dawn to set that shyt up. But my son meets the height requirement but wouldnt ride anything except frozen and the ride with the rat in France. It was awful, we stayed until the fireworks and my kids were tired and crazy by then. They embarrassed the fukk outta me. My kids are terrified of every character but they don’t act like it until we are ready to take the picture. So we are in line for an hour while they chant “Goofy Goofy!” over and over. Then we get to the front and they act like this nikka is satan himself. So basically now I gotta take a picture with his ass so it’s not a waste of 45 mins to an hour

Today was universal studios and we didn’t ride anything. The waits were all long as fukk and the express pass was $300 a person. So basically we walked around and I ended buying an $80 T Rex just to keep my son from losing his mind in the heat. Ended up leaving after 4 hours of nothing because my kids hated this shyt. I bought the two park tickets and we never made it out the first park.

Tomorrow is Animal Kingdom and I’m hoping a hurricane hits this bytch so we can stay at the hotel.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Man I have to get a p5 …I’m not paying a stack for it

They bout to be coming into stores soon. Keep a look out.based bum ass walked into a Best Buy and got one off the shelf

 

[klientel]

Got rained out today. shyt was awful. I’m soaked, kids soaked, and everybody miserable. It was like a fukkin hurricane…I asked for that shyt.

 

[Luken]

Be thankful you have these years and resources to take children on vacations.

Stop complaining.....

Fukk having kids B

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Got rained out today. shyt was awful. I’m soaked, kids soaked, and everybody miserable. It was like a fukkin hurricane…I asked for that shyt.

It sounds like you need a quiet place and a beer, or whatever you like, you just need some peace and quiet for a couple of hours.

 

[the bossman]

No lie bruh. I’m in art of animation resort with a 3 and 2 year old right now. This is day 3

First day we did nothing but swam here and it was so far the best day.

Yesterday was Epcot and I rode 3 rides in 8 hours because I couldn’t figure out the damn Genie+ shyt until way later. I didn’t know I had to wake up at the crack of dawn to set that shyt up. But my son meets the height requirement but wouldnt ride anything except frozen and the ride with the rat in France. It was awful, we stayed until the fireworks and my kids were tired and crazy by then. They embarrassed the fukk outta me. My kids are terrified of every character but they don’t act like it until we are ready to take the picture. So we are in line for an hour while they chant “Goofy Goofy!” over and over. Then we get to the front and they act like this nikka is satan himself. So basically now I gotta take a picture with his ass so it’s not a waste of 45 mins to an hour

Today was universal studios and we didn’t ride anything. The waits were all long as fukk and the express pass was $300 a person. So basically we walked around and I ended buying an $80 T Rex just to keep my son from losing his mind in the heat. Ended up leaving after 4 hours of nothing because my kids hated this shyt. I bought the two park tickets and we never made it out the first park.

Tomorrow is Animal Kingdom and I’m hoping a hurricane hits this bytch so we can stay at the hotel.

The Goofy Story got me in tears

 

[Ashley Banks]

I learned from growing up in a big family never do amusement parks or long car rides with small kids. I was the kid that threw up in the rental car.

We’ll do those when they’re 10-12+ for now it’s only short trips, before it gets too hot, no long lines, needs a bathroom close by.

 

[head shots101]

Wasn’t too bad for me and the wife

Went with 3 kids
8 months
6 years
17

We went to Turks and Caicos few weeks back

Edit; going to Disney and shyt like that is not fun at all bro

Did that a few times with the kids

Go to island with the fam