GPBear
The Tape Crusader
I start hitting on this chick I've known for years,
Her bf comes on and threatens to kill me,
I tell him death is a sweet release and my true punishment would be wandering the earth like the jew who made fun of jesus.
He responds "Well just stop because I like her more than you"
is this seventh grade? 
So I tell him I'm gonna slap him so hard his O Brother Where Art Thou dapper dan haircut flattens out.
There's a lot of punk ass bytches out here brehs. Threaten to kill a man over trailer park p*ssy, brehs.
What's funny is I never got into fights in highschool, I just belligerently insulted everyone, including teachers.. I was a honor diploma nerd, but now that I'm out and realize I'm a 6 foot dude, 200 pounds who loves to talk shyt, it's really funny testing people and watching them absolutely not be able to back it up. I'm just waiting for the day I wake up dead from some guy I insulted over the internet breaking into my house and choking me in my sleep. But I got neurological disorders and an endless series of brain surgeries in my future, so I really wouldn't give a fukk.
Her bf comes on and threatens to kill me,
I tell him death is a sweet release and my true punishment would be wandering the earth like the jew who made fun of jesus.
He responds "Well just stop because I like her more than you"
is this seventh grade? So I tell him I'm gonna slap him so hard his O Brother Where Art Thou dapper dan haircut flattens out.
There's a lot of punk ass bytches out here brehs. Threaten to kill a man over trailer park p*ssy, brehs.
What's funny is I never got into fights in highschool, I just belligerently insulted everyone, including teachers.. I was a honor diploma nerd, but now that I'm out and realize I'm a 6 foot dude, 200 pounds who loves to talk shyt, it's really funny testing people and watching them absolutely not be able to back it up. I'm just waiting for the day I wake up dead from some guy I insulted over the internet breaking into my house and choking me in my sleep. But I got neurological disorders and an endless series of brain surgeries in my future, so I really wouldn't give a fukk.
