Taylor Swift putting on weight in the right places :banderas:

[Momentum]

That's a long back

 

[Moesif]

No thanks, i've already had pancakes this morning

 

[Taadow]

GIRL HAS NO BODY AT ALL BUT I WOULD SMANG WITH EVIL INTENT.

Yeah, I think this is where i'm at wit' it.

Like, if she give it up you know she gonna write a song about you and whatnot.

If she wrote a song about me, it would be called...




"He Made Me Throw Up The 'Hood Whilst He Got It"

 

[Taadow]

Dat nikka Suga Free on Snoop's youtube show said she "Got dat Barnyard Innocence"

Hoe Butter.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

nice legs tho

 

[Taadow]

Believe it or not, 90% of the girls ive ever actually liked in real life lacked the qualities I would list if I was "building the perfect woman." She doesn't need an ass, and besides, I work out. What if she picks up the habit and gets on her squatting shyt? Every woman has SOMETHING about them that I can consider sexy/attractive, even if the rest of her cancels it out. Taylor Swift, despite her corniness, oozes femininity. That might not translate well in a relationship, but I don't expect she would be the "I don't need a man" overstepping that women seem to cling to nowadays. I, and many other men, LOVE to feel wanted and needed by the women we feel for. Them #newageindependents who will play the position of a man and ask for womanly passes?

Ayo, the bolded part is real talk. I was trying to break that down to my squadron the other day ago...

 

[duckbutta]

Doesn't even have any booty meet...just a crease of skin to show where her leg starts and her ass should have started...

 

[GunRanger]

Her legs are sexy though

 

[Another Man]

bytch is built like a surf board

SURF BORT
















SURF BORT










SURF BORT

 

[TKOK]

I'd fukk the innocence out of her.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Those flap jacks

Just like mother used to make them

 

[Bumrush Bros.]

that aint no ass, its an anus hanging off her spine
I would bet all my coli cash that Taylor Swift has the thinnest weak p*ssy
....id still smash

 

[mrken12]

She's pretty in the face. And has some nice legs. But that's it.

 

[Blackking]

Since I don't be out there hollering at white hoes I couldn't fukk her, but if it was a black bytch built like that, ill hit that.

yeah, I guess this is true...

I'm a hypocrite depending on the race of the chick I guess....... but it's just no hope for a white girl, if she does put on that weight it'll never look good. A black girl can go from skim to Bangin .

 

[mrken12]

Since I don't be out there hollering at white hoes I couldn't fukk her, but if it was a black bytch built like that, ill hit that. I don't see nothing wrong with that size. It can only get better,

its better than these thick hoes that gun do nothing but get fat anyhow. Majority of bytches got bad diets so i'm going with the safe choice atleast I can enjoy a little more till she not hot no more and I can jump ship or if I don't have options and can't go atleast it aint too bad.

If a black chick was built like that, she would be equally as hopeless.