Teach A Primate Karate Crehs

[Richard Glidewell]

No power behind those kicks or monkey, he'll get smacked up

That's because that variation only a primate could pull off........spinning back grab......that mufukka grabbing your throat.......ain't no way you expecting that shyt.......it's over......first mufukkka in history to get choked out by a kick........you may ad well hold your breath and finish the process rather than wake up..........spin kick the while neck off

 

[Swirv]

Dude walking around with chimp bodyguards with 5th dan black belts daring anyone to step to him

 

[Tflasha]

Chimp thumping them gloves like foreman. R.I.P to the Goat

 

[Killer Instinct]

For a band, I guarantee you that I could get him into an armbar in under 60 seconds. Have him wondering why he didnt take Jujitsu instead of Taekwondo.

 

[Mowgli]

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@Mowgli

Bubbles need to stick to ripping people's faces and genitals off. One head kick from me will trigger an evolution in DNA. Next day he'll be on indeed looking for a desk job

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Future humans going to look back and say this is how MMA started

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I'd beat his ass, Karate don't work in a street fight

 

[Wiseborn]

I'd beat his ass, Karate don't work in a street fight

you can’t beat a chipanzee.

No way would I do this shyt. They’re way too strong.

 

[Oatmeal]

you can’t beat a chipanzee.

No way would I do this shyt. They’re way too strong.

I'm a COLI BREH!!! No animal can take us...

 

[null]

Monkey King orgin story.

 

[DA_LURKA]

So the real question the brehs ain't asking is... How many Brock Lesners would it take to take down this chimp?

 

[3rdWorld]

No power behind those kicks or monkey, he'll get smacked up

Monkey may not understand these are combat moves..but piss him off and he'll rip off your face and nuts, and this is before he starts beating you to death. Chimps are insanely strong, like 4 times the strength of the strongest adult male human.

 

[Yaboysix]

I'd beat his ass, Karate don't work in a street fight

Bruh... Do you know what Chimpanzees in the wild do to competition?....I'ma just skip all the other terrible shyt and go to the worst part...

They rip the opps Dyck n Balls off...with Bare hands! The Fck you gonna do about that ,breh!?
Shyts one of my worst fears...

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Chimps don’t need karate.

An adult chimp’ll fukk up the average human up in a one-on-one so bad the human would wish they were dead after the ordeal.

 

[Turbulent]

Climate change
AI
Katate chimps
Nuclear Weapons

It's like we are going out of our way to make sure we go extinct