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Snoop Dogg Says He Wants To Return As A Butterfly In The Next Life - Music Feeds

Snoop Dogg Says He Wants To Return As A Butterfly In The Next Life
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HE WAS A DOGG, AND THEN HE WAS A LION, AND THEN HE WAS A DOGG AGAIN, AND NOW THE MOTHERfukkIN’ D-O-DOUBLE-G RECKONS HE WANTS TO BE REINCARNATED AS A BUTTERFLY.
Boss Life.

Maybe it’s just all the nature documentaries he’s been narrating lately, but the 44-year-old Snoop Dogg has revealed that he can’t be arsed writing a will, and would instead prefer to be fluttering around the afterlife pollinating cannabis buds and not giving a single fukk, while his loved ones duke it out over his US$135 million fortune.

“I don’t give a fukk when I’m dead,” The Doggfather told Business Insider, when discussing the inheritance issues following Prince’s death. “What am I gonna give a fukk about? This goin’ on while I’m gone, you know?”

“Hopefully, I’m a butterfly,” Dizzle shared. “I come back and fly around and look at all these motherfukkers fighting over my money and shyt, like, ‘Look at all these dumb motherfukkers’. Ha!”

It may be a Doggy Dogg world, but it sounds like Snoop Deezy’s in for a fabulous insect afterlife.

After all, no one ever suspects the butterfly.
 

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There's a big booty Judy on my street too, her ass is bigger actually. She walks everyday, she stops at my house then turns around. I'm working from home and my home office is up front, good thing is you cant see in my windows from the outside so I can stare with impunity at that jiggling ass:lolbron:
 

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Get more milkweed plants and try to keep younger females from mating for a couple weeks by segregating newly-hatched ones. This will attract more males as young females emit more pheromones, but, older females produce stronger, more viable eggs.​


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:ohhh: I have 3 tents going right now.


Baby caterbrehs in tent #1 ( most susceptible to butterfly viruses<<<I’ve had a few come out deformed because of said virus)


When they look juicy enough, I transfer them to tent #2 ( nursery , where the juicy caterbrehs turn into chrysalises)

:stopitslime: I more than often have to move them because they do it in the most inconvenient places


My new tent, tent#3 is where I move the butterfrehs after they emerge. I got a 48 incher so they can have room to fukk bytches and hide.
The ladies have plenty of milk weed to lay their eggs which are then transferred to tent #1 where the cycle continues



I mark them so I know when to let them go.


Starting August, I’ll tag them officially to see how many make it to Mexico in their migration. That last generation for some reason live 10x longer than the summer butterfrehs


I am now officially a part of
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Gang
 
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There's a big booty Judy on my street too, her ass is bigger actually. She walks everyday, she stops at my house then turns around. I'm working from home and my home office is up front, good thing is you cant see in my windows from the outside so I can stare with impunity at that jiggling ass:lolbron:

Take a pic for us.
 

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Starting August, I’ll tag them to see how many make it to Mexico in their migration.

Used to catch them when I was a kid. Hardest thing was determining males from females. I think the whole population may be becoming extinct because it's been about 30 years since I've seen the mass migration of monarchs through here. Either that, or they've created a different route.​
 
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