Tee 'em high, let 'em fly: The Official Golf Thread

[Finn Baller]

Bryson DeChambeau looking like he's been lifting weights and eating big macs everyday. Can't tell if he's swole or fat.

destined to be a fat boy I think

Think I saw he wants to get up to 270 potentially

he's been clobbering the ball off the tee

 

[THE MACHINE]

Gastonia's own Harold Varner at the top of the leaderboard

 

[THE MACHINE]

@dtownreppin214 @Finn Baller @Only On Camera

Are y'all watching DeChambeau have an absolute meltdown at the Memorial

Just posted a 10 on a par 5 a few minutes back

Over there tryna cheat on an out of bounds ruling.

Ball was clearly out of bounds and he's asking the official if he can jump the fence and play the shot from someone's back yard like he's playing a local municipal course. I'm not sure if he's mic'd up but he was tryna cover his chest and ask about a ruling Phil got a few tournaments back, turned his back to the camera and everything.

Bryson: "What about when Phil got a ruling a few weeks ago....."

Official: "Different course...different fencing...different rules

 

[BucciMane]

@dtownreppin214 @Finn Baller @Only On Camera

Are y'all watching DeChambeau have an absolute meltdown at the Memorial

Just posted a 10 on a par 5 a few minutes back

Over there tryna cheat on an out of bounds ruling.

Ball was clearly out of bounds and he's asking the official if he can jump the fence and play the shot from someone's back yard like he's playing a local municipal course. I'm not sure if he's mic'd up but he was tryna cover his chest and ask about a ruling Phil got a few tournaments back, turned his back to the camera and everything.

Bryson: "What about when Phil got a ruling a few weeks ago....."

Official: "Different course...different fencing...different rules

He's a complete loser.

 

[THE MACHINE]

He's a complete loser.

He really tried to hit the whisper flow on the Phil ruling

"remember Phil?? "

 

[Finn Baller]

then had his caddie block the camera man's shot like an a$$hole

roid rage

 

[dtownreppin214]

Finally got to watch it. The most enjoyable 26 minutes of sports I've watched in awhile.

DeShamwow is your typical SMU prep d-bag. I for one am so glad he is missing the cut just so I can hear the announcers talk about someone else. He’s been playing good but the media obsession with him is driving me nuts.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Dustin Johnson got his win and isnt giving a damn about these tournaments
Last 3 rounds

Memorial rd1: 80
Memorial rd2: 80
missed cut

3M Championship rd1: 78

 

[Finn Baller]

Dustin Johnson got his win and isnt giving a damn about these tournaments
Last 3 rounds

Memorial rd1: 80
Memorial rd2: 80
missed cut

3M Championship rd1: 78

needs to hit his Colombian connect ASAP to get him back on track

 

[THE MACHINE]

needs to hit his Colombian connect ASAP to get him back on track

Other players' wives and little white lines

 

[dtownreppin214]

Dustin Johnson got his win and isnt giving a damn about these tournaments
Last 3 rounds

Memorial rd1: 80
Memorial rd2: 80
missed cut

3M Championship rd1: 78

WD for DJ...

 

[THE MACHINE]

WD for DJ...

DJs "back"
Koepka's knee
Jason Day's back
Tiger's back
Speith's confidence
DeChambeau being DeChambeau

 

[THE MACHINE]

200mph ball speed and doesnt even bring it back to parallel

That swing plane

 

[THE MACHINE]

Cheyenne Woods


Shasta Averyhardt (Jackson State Alum (HBCU))


Troy Mullins

 

[Only On Camera]

200mph ball speed and doesnt even bring it back to parallel

That swing plane

He’s been balling lately too. His coach posted a shot by shot of a 59 he had in a practice round a few weeks ago