Tee 'em high, let 'em fly: The Official Golf Thread

[Professor Emeritus]

Wayne Birch Jr., one of the few black caddies on tour, has his man in a playoff right now.

He was an All-American at Southern back in the day but became a full-time caddy after not having enough backing to pursue a pro career.


Wearing a Trap Golf cap.

 

[Robert California]

Wayne Birch Jr., one of the few black caddies on tour, has his man in a playoff right now.

He was an All-American at Southern back in the day but became a full-time caddy after not having enough backing to pursue a pro career.


Wearing a Trap Golf cap.

Saw him out there today

 

[dtownreppin214]

Mori is a machine. Spieth will be haunted by the end of his 3rd round. That will be the difference.

 

[Copy Ninja]

Azinger trying so hard to speak a Morikawa choke into existence

 

[GunRanger]

At what point do we call Louis a choker

 

[dtownreppin214]

Azinger trying so hard to speak a Morikawa choke into existence

He makes me miss Johnny Miller.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Yo I think Bryson DeChambeau is having the most fukkery-filled year since "the year that shall not be named."


Argued with the rules officials at Memorial
Argued with the rules officials about ants at St. Jude
Got caught yelling at his caddy which reignited beef with Koepka
Repeatedly called "Brooksy" by fans on the course
Had to part ways with his caddy and got trolled by the golf world
Got exposed as an a$$hole to his caddy in addition to his assholish slow play
Got accused of steroids use
Publicly dissed his own clubmaker and got trolled by the golf world
Got mocked by his own clubmaker and called an 8-year-old
Now he's caught Covid and has to drop out of the Olympics

 

[dtownreppin214]

Yo I think Bryson DeChambeau is having the most fukkery-filled year since "the year that shall not be named."


Argued with the rules officials at Memorial
Argued with the rules officials about ants at St. Jude
Got caught yelling at his caddy which reignited beef with Koepka
Repeatedly called "Brooksy" by fans on the course
Had to part ways with his caddy and got trolled by the golf world
Got exposed as an a$$hole to his caddy in addition to his assholish slow play
Got accused of steroids use
Publicly dissed his own clubmaker and got trolled by the golf world
Got mocked by his own clubmaker and called an 8-year-old
Now he's caught Covid and has to drop out of the Olympics

For some reason I still hate his replacement more (Patrick Reed).

 

[Professor Emeritus]

For some reason I still hate his replacement more (Patrick Reed).

Koepka was an alternate to replace him which would have been fukking hilarious but he turned it down for some reason.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Koepka was an alternate to replace him which would have been fukking hilarious but he turned it down for some reason.

I see Rahm tested positive post-vaccine and is out of the olympics. Koepka probably didn’t want to deal with that type of fukkery.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I see Rahm tested positive post-vaccine and is out of the olympics. Koepka probably didn’t want to deal with that type of fukkery.

Well I'm calling out his insufficient commitment to the beef.

 

[Only On Camera]

Cameron Champ has a 2 shot lead with 5 to play in the 3M

 

[THE MACHINE]

I see Rahm tested positive post-vaccine and is out of the olympics. Koepka probably didn’t want to deal with that type of fukkery.

Didn’t he have a close contact earlier this year that potentially cost him 1.5m pre- vaccine? A crazy year for him too

 

[Trust Me]

Just shot a 93 fellas.




This shyt takes too much time to actually get good.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Just shot a 93 fellas.




This shyt takes too much time to actually get good.

That’s a good number. Tighten up the short game and you’ll be mid-80s in no time.