Televangelists defending their private jet usage

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They know how deep in their back pocket they have religious folk... Why tiptoe? Just stunt lol.... I wonder if these dudes are atheists or just ok with the thought of going to hell
"Got in the plane that God so graciously gave me and going home the Lord said "Jesse, do you like you're plane?" :russ:

No shame.:mjlol::laff:
on some note, we gotta ask if we can consider these dudes to be actually crazy for pretending to "talk" to god...shyt is kinda weird
 

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Prosecutor - $6,000 to Louie Vuiton
Pastor - Macys doesnt sell the kind of clothes i wear :smugdraper:

Prosecutor - Another receipt shows you shopped at the Gucci store
Pastor - Well, that was just a belt:mjpls:
Prosecutor - You also have the Land ROver that you use
Pastor - RANGE Rover. Not Land Rover :scust:
Pastor: We cut the Mercedes into a Limo :jawalrus:
We're in the wrong business, brehs :mjcry:
 
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Prosecutor - $6,000 to Louie Vuiton
Pastor - Macys doesnt sell the kind of clothes i wear :smugdraper:

Prosecutor - Another receipt shows you shopped at the Gucci store
Pastor - Well, that was just a belt:mjpls:
Prosecutor - You also have the Land ROver that you use
Pastor - RANGE Rover. Not Land Rover :scust:
Pastor: We cut the Mercedes into a Limo :jawalrus:
We're in the wrong business, brehs :mjcry:

I swear i can watch this sh!t over and over and it's still as funny as the first time i read it. The way dude tries to calmly explain all the expenses is just ... :banderas:
 

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I have said this so many times I mean they gotta be atheists, right? fleecing the flock like they do with no conscience.

Aren't they mostly in the South?

Easy to get over them folks.
 

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i just dont get why this dude god stands by and does nothing. lets them smear his name? what kinda hoe ass god are people praying to :heh:

oh yeah, we all 'get judged in the clouds when we die' :laff:
 
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