& be a woman. No, I'm not gay or bi, I was invited to a strip club to have fun, enjoy good cheap drinks & I did. I tried to pass it on but idk how dude took it.
So my coworker has been having the worst week ever. Beyond belief baby momma issues, literally was a walking Dude Where's my Car scenario, phone fukked up, & check was short. I feel really bad for him & am thinking of what I can say make him feel better... I can't hug him (refer to my post in the thread about the OP asking about hugs from females) So I tell him the next best thing I think of, Intel him to go to this hole in the wall and have a good time, if not for the drinks then for the the girls. Yeah most are
but there are a few who aren't. 
And as dancers they're great for convos.
He asked me how would I know. I told him I went twice with some friends. He then tells me he don't drink and I'm like okay then spend 10-20 bucks stuffing them into a g-sting slap a booty and let the dancer carry on. 
just don't let her give u a lap dance or take u in the champagne room. He tells me I have an odd obsession with strip clubs & objectifying women. I laughed 
and told him that's their job tho
. They make in a good night what I make in a week. And as a female the strippers 
me & the other ladies cause not many straight women come as group of friends (mixed crowd; men & women) there just to have fun for a bit.
I'm only trying to help him mend his wounds of a shytty week that he was having
. I mean it's not my place to tell him to go get some ass; this was the next best thing short of laughing in his face about his shortcomings & I'm not trying to come off as a bytch.
This club is no Red Diamond(not like that so upper class) but it's also not Arnie's. Idk if he's gonna go or not but if he does I'm sure he'll have a story to tell me tomorrow.
Would this have played out the same if I were a guy?
So my coworker has been having the worst week ever. Beyond belief baby momma issues, literally was a walking Dude Where's my Car scenario, phone fukked up, & check was short. I feel really bad for him & am thinking of what I can say make him feel better... I can't hug him (refer to my post in the thread about the OP asking about hugs from females) So I tell him the next best thing I think of, Intel him to go to this hole in the wall and have a good time, if not for the drinks then for the the girls. Yeah most are
but there are a few who aren't. And as dancers they're great for convos.He asked me how would I know. I told him I went twice with some friends. He then tells me he don't drink and I'm like okay then spend 10-20 bucks stuffing them into a g-sting slap a booty and let the dancer carry on. just don't let her give u a lap dance or take u in the champagne room. He tells me I have an odd obsession with strip clubs & objectifying women. I laughed and told him that's their job tho. They make in a good night what I make in a week. And as a female the strippers me & the other ladies cause not many straight women come as group of friends (mixed crowd; men & women) there just to have fun for a bit. I'm only trying to help him mend his wounds of a shytty week that he was having
. I mean it's not my place to tell him to go get some ass; this was the next best thing short of laughing in his face about his shortcomings & I'm not trying to come off as a bytch. This club is no Red Diamond(not like that so upper class) but it's also not Arnie's. Idk if he's gonna go or not but if he does I'm sure he'll have a story to tell me tomorrow.
Would this have played out the same if I were a guy?
I thought you was gonna have a full story on going to the strip club and how yall stumbled home together and he ate the twat and you twerked on some dck
my intentions were all there. 
Nah, I can't tell that story.
most girls worth shyt hook him up with a friend, instead you suggest he pays strippers for attention.