Tell me about the most attractive woman you've ever smashed.

[Dad]

Dark skin, big titties and attitude straight from hell.

She’s from here but moved away. When I was relocating she came back home and we went to grab a bite and then brought her back to my hotel room.

I swear we would go at it for at least 11 hrs - just straight up marathon fukking. Us getting together, dinner and fukking was going on for about 3-4 months until finally we had a fight outside the hotel over some bullshyt, she tryied to raise up and I dipped on her.

We connected again this year but it was never the same

 

[Kings County]

Bernice Burgos i know yall gon say ducktales i wouldn't believe me either... i almost smashed cyn santana years back as well before she blew up but she said i was moving to fast and all i wanted was sex she was right but still

me and bernice happened on accident
was at a club few years back
pretended i had no idea who she was... i knew if i said i knew who she was i woulda been treated like another groupie.. told her i was someone famouses brother..we kinda favor each other i aint gon say who
she told me she was bout to go told her i would pay for her cab.. asked her where she was going she said ____ i said i live around there too.. meanwhile my ass lived all the way in brooklyn... i was like can i ride with u ? she was like u paying why not mad sexual tension in the back seat of the car she had her hand on my upper thigh... me biting my lips looking at her anyway got to the crib said we had to be quiet people sleeping... put that work in never talked to her again doubt she even knows my name
not gon front i gave a mediocre performance... nothing memorable.... i came in like 4 minutes cause of who she was then spent the rest of the session tryna get it back up but i already jerked off before going to the club ... i gave her head then went to bed

i got a pic of her in bed sleep cause i knew no one would believe me.... highly considering posting but i already know this shyt gon hit Mediafakeout or some shyt and yall nikkas snitches
this was like 6 years ago

 

[Tapp]

Brown skinned , slim waist , huge booty , average size titties (big nipples though)
She wore her hair in a natural fro with the blonde shyt in it and had a face kinda like Megan good

We met on spring break on the beach

I was tryna get her number then and she Teased and played games but told me and my boys about this house party later that ppl from her school was throwing

We rolled through , kicked it , drank , and she took me to a back room for like coats and storage and shyt


I gave her head immediately cause I knew that if I topped her off she would want to fck me her p*ssy had a different kinda smell but I kept going

We could still hear the music from the party in there so she pulled my pants down and danced on me with it inside

Was finished in maybe a minute

We came back to that closet one more time before the party ended. Made it through like 2 songs the second go around

Woke up the next day peeing acid and got tested when we got back to school

She gave me more than a couple dances

Shyt was worth it though
she was a 12/10

 

[Booker T Garvey]

finest chick i ever smashed looks exactly like chef akhi

i miss her ass but she was crazy as fukk and stayed drunk

 

[BaldingSoHard]

was it easy cause you a coil baller with a beamer

Was it hard cause you team ugly

Did you get the draws in a club a bathroom

Or did you take 5 months to finesse it

Tell me about the most attractive woman you pulled off

Be back later to reup with my story

It was easy cause I'm that nicca but I made her wait 4 years for it cause she was in a relationship and trying to give me the ass but I don't fukk with women in situations so I stood firm till she dumped her man.

Once I got it though, I couldn't hit it right, at all. fukking perfect ass boucning in my face, flipped her over and titties bouncing in my face, plus the fact that I'd wanted it for so long... I busted in about 9 strokes.

She firmly friendzoned me afterwards.

But... whatever. At least I got to hit.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Proceeded to give the WORST OF ALL TIME performance known to man ..

I was too excited

Same, breh. Same.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Bernice Burgos i know yall gon say ducktales i wouldn't believe me either... i almost smashed cyn santana years back as well before she blew up but she said i was moving to fast and all i wanted was sex she was right but still

me and bernice happened on accident
was at a club few years back
pretended i had no idea who she was... i knew if i said i knew who she was i woulda been treated like another groupie.. told her i was someone famouses brother..we kinda favor each other i aint gon say who
she told me she was bout to go told her i would pay for her cab.. asked her where she was going she said ____ i said i live around there too.. meanwhile my ass lived all the way in brooklyn... i was like can i ride with u ? she was like u paying why not mad sexual tension in the back seat of the car she had her hand on my upper thigh... me biting my lips looking at her anyway got to the crib said we had to be quiet people sleeping... put that work in never talked to her again doubt she even knows my name
not gon front i gave a mediocre performance... nothing memorable.... i came in like 4 minutes cause of who she was then spent the rest of the session tryna get it back up but i already jerked off before going to the club ... i gave her head then went to bed

i got a pic of her in bed sleep cause i knew no one would believe me.... highly considering posting but i already know this shyt gon hit Mediafakeout or some shyt and yall nikkas snitches
this was like 6 years ago

DM the pic or we’ll start a neg train.

 

[Marco Andretti]

Same, breh. Same.

It happen to the best of us man .. I would give my left nut for another chance at that ..

But it is what it is

 

[H@LLOW]

Pay for it.

 

[Uitomy]

I haven't smashed fine chicks like that just really cute ones
But the cutest I was ever with I met her at a party and said I minored in Africana studies and she got so damn interested in me
She came over 2 days later, did it, then she bushes me and ever since then I literally only fukk a girl a year now lol

 

[Ohene]

Bernice Burgos i know yall gon say ducktales i wouldn't believe me either... i almost smashed cyn santana years back as well before she blew up but she said i was moving to fast and all i wanted was sex she was right but still

me and bernice happened on accident
was at a club few years back
pretended i had no idea who she was... i knew if i said i knew who she was i woulda been treated like another groupie.. told her i was someone famouses brother..we kinda favor each other i aint gon say who
she told me she was bout to go told her i would pay for her cab.. asked her where she was going she said ____ i said i live around there too.. meanwhile my ass lived all the way in brooklyn... i was like can i ride with u ? she was like u paying why not mad sexual tension in the back seat of the car she had her hand on my upper thigh... me biting my lips looking at her anyway got to the crib said we had to be quiet people sleeping... put that work in never talked to her again doubt she even knows my name
not gon front i gave a mediocre performance... nothing memorable.... i came in like 4 minutes cause of who she was then spent the rest of the session tryna get it back up but i already jerked off before going to the club ... i gave her head then went to bed

i got a pic of her in bed sleep cause i knew no one would believe me.... highly considering posting but i already know this shyt gon hit Mediafakeout or some shyt and yall nikkas snitches
this was like 6 years ago

inbox that breh i wont share

 

[Iceson Beckford]

Bernice Burgos i know yall gon say ducktales i wouldn't believe me either... i almost smashed cyn santana years back as well before she blew up but she said i was moving to fast and all i wanted was sex she was right but still

me and bernice happened on accident
was at a club few years back
pretended i had no idea who she was... i knew if i said i knew who she was i woulda been treated like another groupie.. told her i was someone famouses brother..we kinda favor each other i aint gon say who
she told me she was bout to go told her i would pay for her cab.. asked her where she was going she said ____ i said i live around there too.. meanwhile my ass lived all the way in brooklyn... i was like can i ride with u ? she was like u paying why not mad sexual tension in the back seat of the car she had her hand on my upper thigh... me biting my lips looking at her anyway got to the crib said we had to be quiet people sleeping... put that work in never talked to her again doubt she even knows my name
not gon front i gave a mediocre performance... nothing memorable.... i came in like 4 minutes cause of who she was then spent the rest of the session tryna get it back up but i already jerked off before going to the club ... i gave her head then went to bed

i got a pic of her in bed sleep cause i knew no one would believe me.... highly considering posting but i already know this shyt gon hit Mediafakeout or some shyt and yall nikkas snitches
this was like 6 years ago

Rep pending if proof posted. Post in jbo.

 

[hatealot]

Bernice Burgos i know yall gon say ducktales i wouldn't believe me either... i almost smashed cyn santana years back as well before she blew up but she said i was moving to fast and all i wanted was sex she was right but still

me and bernice happened on accident
was at a club few years back
pretended i had no idea who she was... i knew if i said i knew who she was i woulda been treated like another groupie.. told her i was someone famouses brother..we kinda favor each other i aint gon say who
she told me she was bout to go told her i would pay for her cab.. asked her where she was going she said ____ i said i live around there too.. meanwhile my ass lived all the way in brooklyn... i was like can i ride with u ? she was like u paying why not mad sexual tension in the back seat of the car she had her hand on my upper thigh... me biting my lips looking at her anyway got to the crib said we had to be quiet people sleeping... put that work in never talked to her again doubt she even knows my name
not gon front i gave a mediocre performance... nothing memorable.... i came in like 4 minutes cause of who she was then spent the rest of the session tryna get it back up but i already jerked off before going to the club ... i gave her head then went to bed

i got a pic of her in bed sleep cause i knew no one would believe me.... highly considering posting but i already know this shyt gon hit Mediafakeout or some shyt and yall nikkas snitches
this was like 6 years ago

i believe you, especially with Cyn Santana, homeboy I used to work with actually was with her way before she blew up.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

It happen to the best of us man .. I would give my left nut for another chance at that ..

But it is what it is

Man I had like 10 chances with mine. Only came correct maybe 3 times. She lost patience. I lost her. This was back in April...

But... but!!!

She's coming over tonight after a long hiatus so we will see. Problem is I have a girl now so I don't know what to do.

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

PR mami I was chasin for years...Skin tone and body along Karruche lines....

I'd venture to say cuter face...definitely bigger bubble. Wouldn't gimme burn when we were younger and talkin...around 17...18...just tease a ngga. Broke up wit one a my exes early 20s and got up wit shorty again just for the summer. Bussed her ass....every which way all over the place that summer. Inside...outside...oiled down...every which way.... Lost it bein a clown still chasin aint shyt bytches and hoodboogers. Now shorty is a lawyer and married to sum fake ass Marc Anthony ngga last I know....