When I was in 9th grade, I got into a fight with some samoan in pe class. He was basically talking shyt and I started talking shyt back, when everyone else was too afraid to say anything. Now this big coconut eating motherfukker, I was about the size of his leg at the time. So we start swinging at each other and it gets broken up fairly quickly, but not before he clips my jaw and my tooth ends up getting chipped a little. I managed to land a good on one his cheek, sent that big tree eater rockin
Now because he started it, he got sent to the principle's office and nothing happened to me, I just went back to hooping. Now fast forward to after school, I start walking into the parking lot in front of school, and all of a sudden this big fukked up lookin van is tearing ass through the parking lot, and comes to a screeching halt right in front of me. The side door opens, and about 4-5 of these big ass missing links, come rolling out staring right at me. They start to run at me, and I notice there are two more in the front seat, yelling in their jungle speak real loud, I guess cheering them on. Now I happened to be one of the fastest 100-200 meter sprinters in the area at the time, for the exception of Maurice Jones Drew, who I think was a senior at the time, and a few older cats who were seniors or juniors themselves. So I see them coming and I turn around and I swear I might have set a personal record because I tore ass right through the school, which had an outdoor layout, and there were teachers and people walking around, looking at me like:
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By the time I looked back and stopped, I was alone and actually further away from home. So I went to my friend's house nearby and just chilled there and told them what happened. So I dodged that, but unfortunately a lot of them were on our football team, which I was also on.
So during practice I saw them grouped together scheming and shyt, and they were gunning for me during tackle practice. The coach saw what was up, when they fukked plays up to all tackle me, so he broke that shyt up quickly thank goodness
But yeah, them fukkers have all kinds of cousins and family and shyt, so if you get into it with one of em, they whole family comes after you.
Dudes let off got up took the shotty gave em 3 secs to step of property or they gon learn tonight whats it like to be on the other end of barrel. Props to my sis coming out looking 
to sis
