Tell Us About A Fight U Loss Thread...

jaydolf spitler

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How much would u merk yourself for :patrice:
or maybe u just to vagina to post about taking an L. Anyone can brag about some bullshyt they done. A real man can laugh off a L tho, for instance I got raped and thrown in a dumpster by some gay jamaicans when I was 21 but I'm still here and it's kinda funny when i look back on it.

:mjlol:

The day before new years eve tho i picked up my friends to hit the bar and he had 2 random girls come along. We got separated and i was gonna meet him back at this one bar and on the way there i saw him gettin kicked out violently from another. Dude slammed him onto the concrete on some WWE shyt so i walk up like yo u aint gonna just slam my friend down like that thats not how u sposed to bounce someone. Turns out dude was the bartender not a bouncer so he was walkin back to the bar and i was on some "AYE GET BACK OVER HERE AND ADDRESS THIS shyt" and one of the random girls i drove to this place puts her hand in my face like "CALM DOWN!" and it was directly in front of my face so naturally i brushed her hand to the side and the guy who happens to fight UFC who was tryna hook up with her came in on some :cape:

Next thing i know i see him begin charging me from the back of the bar screamin "DON'T U EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON A GIRL LIKE THAT AGAIN" (didnt do nothing more than brush the chicks hand out my face)

I'm drunk so while he's charging all im seein from my perspective is some goku-like teleporting movement shyt like first moment he's at the back of the bar, second moment he was halfway towards me third he's right up in my grill then i ducked a wild punch he threw and the shyt already started so i had to defend myself at that point so i threw a counter punch and missed and he clocked me in my left eye and i fell out on the concrete outside and he kicked my head in 6 more times

Chick who pretty much was the reason i got whooped had the nerve to ask for a ride back, I was like hell naw u couldn't call ur boy off? Headed back to drop my friend at this apartment where the girl was gonna be at eventually and was just there waiting for the bullshyt to pop off again when she got back after me. Sure enough she walks in and im drunk and my eye is swole shut cuz of her so i made some jokes about her when she walked in cuz she got some fukked up teeth. She snaps and goes "U WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND WHOOP YO ASS RIGHT NOW? HUH? ******, ******!" hard R's brehs she thought that shyt would burn my soul she just looked crazy. Sure enough she came over and I sat there and let her get like 12 shots to my dome on some :yeshrug: already took a few shots today whats a few more. Just sat there and ate em up

been real peaeful ever since
 
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I bet he would fukk u up tho, and prolly take ya bich when it's all said and done. We know what he look like how about you post a pic wit yo bich ass.

After you. Yung Yogurt :skip:
 

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Hope this pickup tomorrow for work :ohlawd:
 

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I got hit with a one hitter quitter at the liBrary once. I was whooping dude ass but he got up and caught me with a mean knuckle punch. I called the fight off that shyt hurt. He was my friend.
 

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-Got tuned up by my homeboy Earl. Dude was sleep on my couch after a smoke session. I thought he was sleep sleep, so i go for his zipper just to see how big his thing is (not even on no gay shyt, just to see if it was bigger than mine)...dude woke up and 3 pieced the shyt outta me and changed his number. Bich ass nikka even deleted me off his facebook.
 

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Once. Never had a real fight in middle school, high school, undergrad....I usually was on the sidelines
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or maybe occasionally even feeling real :cape: about black on black violence and step in to break up some shiit :laugh: .....so I guess I was overdue.


"L" Motivation 101.
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One blunt object to the face.

Ouch.

Thought about using the incident to jump start my fantasy rap career (i.e. 50 and Kanye), but figured Petey Pablo was enough major rap stardom from my neck of the woods.
Instead, wisely started on :hamster: and graduate school simultaneously 6 months later.


:ehh:
 
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When I was 10 or so a few of us stayed after class (one of the kids was a girl I had a crush on). Anyway as we were leaving school at about 4pm this dude was terrorizing the girl I had a crush on so naturally I stepped in to fight for the girls "honour", I literally just stepped forward and dude 1, 2 punched the fukk outta my fat little ass. Then proceeded to dance around me. When it was all said and done dude walked me halfway home and gave me advice on how to throw a punch :mjlol:.

My nose was bloody and when I got home my mom asked me what happened and took a picture with her camera (this was pre digital cameras) so a few days later I woke up to find my bloody nose picture on the wall of my bedroom, when I asked her what this was about she told me that it should be a reminder to be a man and not get beat up on :beli:. I thought she took the pic to show the principal or something.

First and last bloody nose I got though :ehh:.

That was the last fight I lost handily.
 

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Last L I took, fat white dude had the coke face (you know the look, tony montana movements, plenty of sniffing and nose swiping, looking like rudolph in the face cause their nose is red) and was harassing me at my job.

Dude was really talking that shyt about economic living conditions and shyt and how he was DOING it.

I'm like :sas2: cause I'm at work. I hate honest living sometimes. Job be making me feel like a caged tiger in a pen full of loud, juicy squealing and braying pigs and gazelles.

anyway, I get off work and go to my usual gas station to reup on budweiser black crown, and I see that see that silver spoon mouth motherfukker RIGHT. THERE.

I'm walking up and this 200 pound stay puft marshmallow man ass white dude is chilling at the gas pump in a bullshyt BMW Z3 ROADSTER, hee hawing with one of the local prostitutes in the passenger seat!

She saw me walking up smiling, her face went from :comeon: to :whoo:


I go in and get my shyt, he's finally waddling out of the car and coming in while I'm going out. He looked at me with the superior white man smirk. I walked up like

":mjpls: oh shyt, is that yo ride! dayyyum!!!"

Then I hocked the biggest loogie I could on it.

Dude nearly put me through the store window. :russ:

I wanna say it was a fight, but it was more like the shyt you be seeing where a dog be thrashing a toy? yeah. Thats what I get for fukking with coked up white dudes twice my size. :mjcry:


Cops showed up real quick (small town) and arrested dude cause he was on his ****** ****** shyt by that time, and I was given a stern talking to because the cops know me (small town).
 

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Last L I took, fat white dude had the coke face (you know the look, tony montana movements, plenty of sniffing and nose swiping, looking like rudolph in the face cause their nose is red) and was harassing me at my job.

Dude was really talking that shyt about economic living conditions and shyt and how he was DOING it.

I'm like :sas2: cause I'm at work. I hate honest living sometimes. Job be making me feel like a caged tiger in a pen full of loud, juicy squealing and braying pigs and gazelles.

anyway, I get off work and go to my usual gas station to reup on budweiser black crown, and I see that see that silver spoon mouth motherfukker RIGHT. THERE.

I'm walking up and this 200 pound stay puft marshmallow man ass white dude is chilling at the gas pump in a bullshyt BMW Z3 ROADSTER, hee hawing with one of the local prostitutes in the passenger seat!

She saw me walking up smiling, her face went from :comeon: to :whoo:


I go in and get my shyt, he's finally waddling out of the car and coming in while I'm going out. He looked at me with the superior white man smirk. I walked up like

":mjpls: oh shyt, is that yo ride! dayyyum!!!"

Then I hocked the biggest loogie I could on it.

Dude nearly put me through the store window. :russ:

I wanna say it was a fight, but it was more like the shyt you be seeing where a dog be thrashing a toy? yeah. Thats what I get for fukking with coked up white dudes twice my size. :mjcry:


Cops showed up real quick (small town) and arrested dude cause he was on his ****** ****** shyt by that time, and I was given a stern talking to because the cops know me (small town).
Damn son, I know the feeling. Faggit ass white people on the job get away with saying/doing anything! At least u spit in his shyt, but If i ever get my chance to put hands on one of these cacs its gonna be bad news. I been dreaming about punching this one out for so long! IT's on my bucket list
 

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I got banned last time i uploaded a pic fucboy, don't u remember? after all u were the niggga talking all that slick shyt while I was doing my time. Matter of fact get your bich ass out my thread boy

:ohhh: You got banned? I didn't even realize :lolbron:
 
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