In 4th grade we had a pizza party & the teacher was giving out plates so we could
This kid declined his plate, pulled out his lunchbox, & took out a KETCHUP SANDWICH
Tell us about weird *** kids you knew in high school. I have stories.
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Krazy
Rifle weh taller dan palm tree
There was one girl that was rumoured to have got a hanger stuck in here vagina
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I played varisty football and this big chubby kid who I assume was gay used to hide in the bushes at lunch and nutrition near the senior quad where we hung out and just stare at us in the cut like 
then at 6th period when we were putting our pads on he would come into the locker room, pace back and forth lookin at us like
then he would go out to the bleacher while we stretched and watch us for 45 min after school while we practiced like
I was bothered by this, I was a junior, but the seniors whom I think shared classes with him thought it was funny, they would all be like hollering at him like cheering him on.
One time our coach told him to scram, but he came back a week later.
there was also a gay hispanic kid who worked at hot topic and looked like a latino prince (singer). nikka had bambie eyes and was real girly but the bytches seem to love him and the other 3 gay dudes in our school hated him. apparently him and another gay guy fought after school at the bus stop, they said that shyt was comedy lol. 2 sissies slap limp wrist boxing :rosslol:
then at 6th period when we were putting our pads on he would come into the locker room, pace back and forth lookin at us like
then he would go out to the bleacher while we stretched and watch us for 45 min after school while we practiced like
I was bothered by this, I was a junior, but the seniors whom I think shared classes with him thought it was funny, they would all be like hollering at him like cheering him on.
One time our coach told him to scram, but he came back a week later.there was also a gay hispanic kid who worked at hot topic and looked like a latino prince (singer). nikka had bambie eyes and was real girly but the bytches seem to love him and the other 3 gay dudes in our school hated him. apparently him and another gay guy fought after school at the bus stop, they said that shyt was comedy lol. 2 sissies slap limp wrist boxing :rosslol:
TrifeGod
Chasing The Dragon
There was one girl that was rumoured to have got a hanger stuck in here vagina
wtf is the backstory ait no way in hell
Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
The story where the guys parents make him dress up in a suit and carry a briefcase after getting skipped a grade has me
Yea.. that was me... It didnt bother me as much because I went to Private elementary so when I started jr. high the dress slacks and dress shirt was no biggie since i had previously worn uniforms..
This was 1984 and now that I think about it... it wasnt that big a deal... but it was funny...
Krazy
Rifle weh taller dan palm tree
No idea she was the year above, never really knew her but she was a ugly looking hoe.
I guess she was sexually frustrated and it went a little wrong
I dont even know where the story of her getting a hanger stuck in there came from but I never really heard her deny it
I got a few...in Grammar school, there was this
female named Marci whose feet I was holding while she was doing sit ups...so I'm counting her sit ups, half politicking with my folks and half counting, when Marci comes up for the 9th sit up, and lets out the wettest fart ever with this expression
then just laid down from having to do 9 damn sit ups...
My face went from
to 
to 
as everyone realized that this broad just pooted tryin to do sit ups. We used to call Marci, Marci (Mossy) Nissan like this car spot out here, until our Teacher had a class intervention with me and my folks and was like "Y'all keep teasing Marci, imma call yall moms" I was like 
and folk Greg was like "
I dont care, we aint got no phone anyway 
"
female named Marci whose feet I was holding while she was doing sit ups...so I'm counting her sit ups, half politicking with my folks and half counting, when Marci comes up for the 9th sit up, and lets out the wettest fart ever with this expressionthen just laid down from having to do 9 damn sit ups...My face went from
to to as everyone realized that this broad just pooted tryin to do sit ups. We used to call Marci, Marci (Mossy) Nissan like this car spot out here, until our Teacher had a class intervention with me and my folks and was like "Y'all keep teasing Marci, imma call yall moms" I was like and folk Greg was like "I dont care, we aint got no phone anyway "
One of my favourites.
Uptown WaYo87
HARLEM/BX
Awww man, that reminds me of this teacher that we had that when he would go in the bathroom to use the urinals, he'd stand right next to you and then put both of his hands behind his head while he peed. A nikka be like
that nikka pulled a Shawn Michaels/val venis next to you at the urinal
I think he wanted to smash breh 
King Crimson
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shyt is actually wild sus. It's illegal for teachers to even use student bathrooms here in NYC.
King Crimson
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You probably emit weirdo vibes.
There's always that one weirdo that let his dog lick the whipped cream of his dikk 
Jer$ey Breh
Pro
There was this weird kid from chile who told some other kid that he faps to dragons and pokemon then dude told almost everyone in the school. After that nikkaz would scream dragons at him every time they saw him in the hallway and he would lose it shyt used to be
Once had this fat orphan kid that would sit on the bus and sink into his Starter jacket talkin bout "I'm melting"
We'd look at him like
We'd look at him like