Tell us about weird *** kids you knew in high school. I have stories.

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

lmao we was in history jr year class one day and this kid goes to leave for the bathroom

he comes back and like 10 min later we all smell this nasty ass oder everyone like wtf is that smell so we open the windows... for some reason the teacher dont smell it and think we all bushytting (cause we was know to do that) teacher leaves the room for something
i lean over and ask dude if it was him........... he tells us he stepped in shyt in the bathroom and couldnt get all of it off his shoe




freshman year my guy got an in school suspension for sellin vcd's of porn..... he got caught cause one of the dudes he sold em to got caught and told







man people act extra ignorant at all boy schools....... and its fukkin hilarious

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

i rmemeber in middle school someone took a dump in the urinal ..... it happened alot actually

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

I remember in 5th grade there was a kid Jehovah witness he couldnt sing the holiday songs or none of that ish.. the weird thing about him was when we would go to the bathroom this dude would drop his pants to the floor at the urinal the sad part was dude had them skid marks

 

[beanz]

i WAS a weird kid in high school

i used to sit alone during lunch, wore a long army coat my uncle gave me after he used it up for years, had a jewfro(im a white ass latino so it looked horrible), and very bad hygiene.

when the columbine shyt went down, i had people coming up to me(including the baddest senior bytch in the school ) being friendly as if to say "when u snap and start shooting nikkas, please remember im being nice to u now"

i was just extremely shy and socially awkward but i grew out of it pretty good once i hit my 20s.

 

[CASHAPP]

there was this kid who would sit outside the lunch room on the floor every morning before 1st period just reading books and studying n shyt. not really weird but still.

there was also this kid who i think was autistic but he kept on telling random people "jokes" which made no sense and he was writing a "book" which was just 2 pieces of looseleaf with incoherent handwriting he was writing this book for like 2 years.

there was also some chubby kid who would sneeze and a bunch of boogers would come out on his hand and he would smile about it also some girl was given a cup of cider at a party and pretended like she was drunk the whole night

Yep......I'm convinced something is wrong with America as a country.......we couldn't go ONE PAGE with the whole Quiet=Weird nonsense....breh are you serious?

"But still"? Breh did u see what u just typed? You said it was weird because a guy read books to past time before the first period...

Man I'm just gonna stop now....the mindset in this country is hopeless...
Ill be back to post my on

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

i WAS a weird kid in high school

i used to sit alone during lunch, wore a long army coat my uncle gave me after he used it up for years, had a jewfro(im a white ass latino so it looked horrible), and very bad hygiene.

when the columbine shyt went down, i had people coming up to me(including the baddest senior bytch in the school ) being friendly as if to say "when u snap and start shooting nikkas, please remember im being nice to u now"

i was just extremely shy and socially awkward but i grew out of it pretty good once i hit my 20s.

Did you give her the face?

 

[Sad Bunny]

I remember one kid who would mime driving a car every time he moved through the hallways. Complete with over exaggerated steering wheel motions and tire screeches around turns. If you got in his way, he would lay on the "horn" until you moved.

Later on he upgraded to a bus, and most of the student body went along with it and hopped in for "rides" to their classes. He never charged me.

this actually sounds great

 

[beanz]

Did you give her the face?

nah it was more like

lol i was awkward as hell ESPECIALLY with females.

 

[Ooh Marty]

I knew a few weird ass kids back in high school because I was weird

I knew a girl that was obsessed with Michael Jackson to the point that she diddled his face, name, etc on everything ...she took it hard when he passed away

One boy that use to tell us stories about how he use to steal all the new jordans/ones out of the footlocker truck before they made their deliveries yet the nikka couldnt steal some soap, a towel and hot water to wash his stankin ass

One girl that was too lazy to wipe her ass made up a lie that she gets musty really quick

Another girl that came to school smellin like spoiled fish and was alerted by teachers on plenty occasions yet she never did anything about it...and she got pregnant junior year and I was think "Who da fukk popd this stanky p*ssy ass bytch off "

 

[Jamal514]

There was a kid at my high school that was creepy as hell around girls but thought he was a player. He used to wear sunglasses indoors, outdated hip hop clothes(this was the early 2000's and he was wearing early to mid 90's fashion), always reeked of cheap ass cologne, and always had a struggle fro with a crooked hairline. One time he tried to hit on this hot popular white girl and she threw soda in dudes face and told him to stay the fukk away from her in front of everybody. His face went from to and we all broke out laughing, he had practically worshiped this girl for months and she dissed him hard in public.

 

[PUT IN WORK]

This white boy named Seth. Dude looked like butthead, prolly the weirdest person I've been around in my life. Dude would talk to himself, have temper tantrums and would just strike a convo with some weird topics. Dude came up to us before class and asked,"have you seen the president's dog?, it's cute I wanna fu*k it.. Most of his convos would be on some weird ish like that but we ain't really laugh much at dude cuz he seems like the type that would shoot a school up. One day Seth was mad at a teacher for i don't even know what and dude just picked up the desk and threw it(not at her or anyone) but just threw at the back wall. That was the last time we saw Seth.

 

[ZEupTWN]

anyone remember when the class would go into chaos when there was a substitute teacher...
especially when they where old and clumsy


i remember we had one for a two weeks in our 10th grade bio class it was straight pandemonium and mayhem ....and the crazy thing about it is the sub didnt call security or adminstrators not once, nikka was like "thats not my style youngins, now do some damn work and stop actin like jokaz"

its obvious he was just tryna do the minimum work, get paid and duck out

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Tales from a private k-8 school

1. There was only 2 black guys in my grade and the other black dude went for white and never wanted to be seen with me, dude was real popular cause he hooped, the cac girls were gold diggin even at that young age. I remember he and I almost fist fought and so my mom called his mom and our moms talked about how we should be getting along since we the only black boys in our grade. Our parents were shocked to hear we didn't get along but eventually we did


2. I had a crush on a white chick who resembled "Jennifer Love Hewitt" I even got a poster of Jennier Love Hewitt and had it on my wall. I wonder what my family thought of that looking back


3. The ugly fat black chick liked me, she looked like "Precious"


4. Ill never forget in 7th grade, this Taylor Swift type chick was an ultra nerd and got zero play. Come 8th grade, she came back an ultra slut, she let dudes rub her tit in the back of the class, im sure she gave a few handjobs, and she gave some cac head in the auditorium during play rehearsal. She must've been obsessed with Britney Spears


5. I remember some nerd kid used to pick on me something serious and wouldnt let me help during group projects. I remember one day he physically pushed me and i snapped and slammed his head straight into the wall as hard as possible. The teacher and principal had me staring at Jesus on the wall the whole day. Damn I was such an outkast at that private school, they probably that i was so hood and im far from that, just dont push me over the edge, ya know?

 

[PUT IN WORK]

anyone remember when the class would go into chaos when there was a substitute teacher...
especially when they where old and clumsy


i remember we had one for a two weeks in our 10th grade bio class it was straight pandemonium and mayhem ....and the crazy thing about it is the sub didnt call security or adminstrators not once, nikka was like "thats not my style youngins, now do some damn work and stop actin like jokaz"

its obvious he was just tryna do the minimum work, get paid and duck out

There was always that one substitute that everybody wanted. We had this old man who had no care in the world about what he was teaching. One time he came in and everybody was still talking, old man said "Everybody hold your papayas" . Sh*t became a saying in my high school.

 

[45123]

Yep......I'm convinced something is wrong with America as a country.......we couldn't go ONE PAGE with the whole Quiet=Weird nonsense....breh are you serious?

"But still"? Breh did u see what u just typed? You said it was weird because a guy read books to past time before the first period...

Man I'm just gonna stop now....the mindset in this country is hopeless...
Ill be back to post my on

he was extremely antisocial is what i was getting at, and just sat in staircases and halls, by himself, for no reason. He just sat there most of the time walking around and sitting. If he wanted a quiet place to read he could have went to the library. Shut your dumbass up, didn't even have to read that entire post to know it would be some stupid misconception