Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

[Eddie_1100]

You start to agree with your parents. You look at young women judgmentally when the're scantilly clad. Random aches and pains from nowhere. Would rather spend a sick day resting at home, watching netflix than going to a concert.

I'm so glad I'm one of the younger posters. I don't have to worry about that stuff for another 5-10 years.

Rumble young man, rumble

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

does being generally irritated by most people count towards this, or is it a personality flaw?

Personality flaw. I'm like that but I hide it

 

[Lord Scion]

When you enter your birthdate on a website and it takes much longer to scroll to your year

 

[Brolic Scholar]

When you're in some p*ssy thinking about things unrelated to sex.

When you have to mute or turn off the tv to not be distracted during dome.

When a young chick asks your age and you pause and say guess and then go with whatever age she guessed.

When you remember where your six pack used to be.

When you have zero desire to go out and would rather watch tv or be on your phone or both.

 

[Patriarch]

About to be 30. Knee has been actin up when I walk up the stairs. Also, when its cold my index finger joints start locking up on me.

 

[Greenhornet]

Body burning like hellfire
Mind stops caring
Enjoying things more
Making bad jokes about enjoying things more
C-walking
"Whatchu know about this?"
Oxygen machine
Mattress shopping
Dentist having bad news
Doctor telling you "that's normal"
Brushes with death
Potato salad
Almost dying in your sleep
Matlock

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

When you're now the same age as the first cougar you ever had. (I was 19 & she was 34. Now she's 50)

When 75% or more of the NBA players are younger than you.

When round 2 of sex becomes a chore.

When the chicks you smashed in the past have grown kids now.

When you start taking "eating healthy" seriously.

 

[Malik1time]

It's Friday night and you are posting on the coli

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

When you get pulled over by the police and a young ass officer come up to your window and you have to humble yourself to a snot nose youngster and it burns you up.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

When coworkers start talking about drinking the night before and you wonder how they can function at work the next day.

When you bring up classics like new jack city and you realize these people wasn't even born when the movie came out...

 

[timothy_strickland]

When a Hangover Is torturing and killing you instead of mildly annoying you like
In the past

 

[PaperEnterprise]

When you snore and wake up from it...

I gotta lose weight

 

[MikeyC]

YOU MAKE REFERENCES TO INTERNET MEMES FROM 2008 AND PEOPLE DONT GET IT

 

[Bleed The Freak]

When you be in shape ( karate, weightlifting or other physical activity) and you look forward to recovery days . You be legit sore.

When you can't name a single rapper on the radio. These new mumble dudes I couldn't tell you who the fukk they is. You legit have the face listening to " Gucci game Gucci game Gucci game"

You find yourself switching the radio to the adult R&B or smooth jazz for quality.

When you pop in a flick at 930 and making it past 11am is like pulling teeth. Be looking at the clock watching that flick like

 

[King Crimson]

3.. you can't eat the shyt you ate at 20 at 30+ you'll be on the toilet all day

Breh, i had a beef patty with cheese the other day that had me fukked up. I got to work late as hell because I was shytting. Culo was blown the fukk out (). I thought it was because maybe it was bad or spoiled. I just turned 30 four days ago. I guess I’m on ’s doorsteps.

When you sitting down on the couch or into the car and you make a grunting noise uhhhhhh

When you watching the NBA and sons of players you rooted for is in the league and your favorite players are up for hall of fame vote.

When you start worrying about cancer.

You actually realize having a side chick is more problems than it’s worth.

You fart a lot more.

Random cramps pop up in your body.

Tim Hardaway Jr.