Temptation Island Netflix

[Kidd Dibiase]

Imma send Ashley a video and cut things off completely

*gets on camera*

I love you so much, I miss you so much and I hope we can move forward

*no video back*

wow i feel played, she don't wanna move forward

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Spoiler: episode 10

Mark listening to Brion and his apology and was like

Shante look like she immediately regrets saying she'll stay with Brion

 

[Gloxina]

We want you to be apart of this tribe so we can discuss the fukkery….. we will even join you on RHOA

Lol! The only one I’ll watch is RHOA

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I’ve been watching this nonsense for years…

Netflix production difference is noticeable

Better looking women too

 

[wire28]

Finished first two episodes.

Black guy was cheesing like the Cheshire Cat once they brought them girls out

I refuse to believe this is real these people just want an excuse to fukk around and the temptation people gotta be sex workers or something

And I saw mark walberg I thought it was gonna be marky mark

 

[Human Torch]

they turn the fukkery up since it’s on Netflix?

They gon give us a Montoya Por Favor moment by the next season

“Matthew PLEASE!!!!”

 

[wire28]

Damn my mans just said fukk it and hopped in the shower with her with the hand print on the glass and (panting rhythmically) as the subtitle


Edit: 4 hours after the bonfire already in temptation haven. Damn them alarm lights bright as fukk

Now black man in shower with the subtitles (women moaning progressively louder) and (rhythmic wet slapping)

WTF you got me watching breh this wild @Serious

Alarm going off again while the girls sleep !

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Man that Alex chick is gonna be a problem for Brion


Man the dudes side if the Villa lit at fukk


the Girls side looks boring as fukk and all the dudes thus far look frustratEd. The girlfriends need to turn up..

on ep 3

 

[Bryan Danielson]

3 mins after I post that ^

I see buddy macking on Courtney like she #1 lol


oh boy

 

[Ziploc]

The euro episodes had so much fukkery it was pure comedy. You had dudes who had proposed to their girlfriend get taken down by the heaux in two days. One guy told this bytch that he found his soulmate,she fukked another dude that same week and dropped him like a bad habit

 

[Serious]

Damn my mans just said fukk it and hopped in the shower with her with the hand print on the glass and (panting rhythmically) as the subtitle


Edit: 4 hours after the bonfire already in temptation haven. Damn them alarm lights bright as fukk

Now black man in shower with the subtitles (women moaning progressively louder) and (rhythmic wet slapping)

WTF you got me watching breh this wild @Serious

Alarm going off again while the girls sleep !

It needed to make up for the fukkery Netflix didn’t on for LiB

 

[Serious]

The euro episodes had so much fukkery it was pure comedy. You had dudes who had proposed to their girlfriend get taken down by the heaux in two days. One guy told this bytch that he found his soulmate,she fukked another dude that same week and dropped him like a bad habit

Season 2 of temptation island was something else.

I remember dude said he’s not cuffing his chick during this “experience” man 2-3 hours later the tempter he was the most insecure about was smashing his girl. She put up zero resistance

 

[wire28]

Watching the finale

Spoiler

Black girl a dummy. nikka running three ways on random thots and you take him back within days he bout to be back in Atlanta acting a damn fool

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Lawd have mercy this show has a lot for the wood..Yall got a top 5?

1) Pretty chocolate whore with the locs
2) “I’m Broken”
3) the chick with the gorgeous t*ts with barely and camera time
4) the girl from atlanta
5) the one Grant fukked

 

[Stir Fry]

Had no idea netfilx had picked this up. Used to watch it with my wife years ago. Been itching for some new terrible reality tv for a minute now, this should be perfect to scratch that itch. Last halfway decent series I've enjoyed is house of villains, but other than that I haven't been really been feeling any of these shows for the longest while these days.