GPBear
The Tape Crusader
If you're 31 years old, and you're a deliveryman, you obviously don't have a lot of job prospects. 
Now you get charged with food adulteration, and even those pithy employment opportunities are gonna dry up fast.
This guy is gonna be out on the street.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Not the customers fault you're a 30 year old doing the job of a teenager because your dumb ass voted for a fascist 80s businessman who outsourced all the decent jobs.

Now you get charged with food adulteration, and even those pithy employment opportunities are gonna dry up fast.

This guy is gonna be out on the street.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Not the customers fault you're a 30 year old doing the job of a teenager because your dumb ass voted for a fascist 80s businessman who outsourced all the decent jobs.
