Texas de Brazil is probably most overrated restaurant ever

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Went there with this girl I met...they have 2 food options and like a 15 page menu of wines.

$25 for a salad.....a SALAD! Granted it's not just a regular salad and you can add sushi
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or shrimp, different types of dressing, other stuff like that. All you can eat salad.....but it's still just a salad.

OR you can pay $50 for any type of meat with your meal. Beef, chicken, etc. It looked good....but not $50 good. There's other restaurants where you can get top notch entree's for $30.


The girl paid for it b/c she had a gift card :banderas:
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, and I left the tip..........but all in all, 2 people with a plate of salad was $55 dollars after tax. :mindblown:
 

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Went there with this girl I met...they have 2 food options and like a 15 page menu of wines.

$25 for a salad.....a SALAD! Granted it's not just a regular salad and you can add sushi
5UPxfMv.png
or shrimp, different types of dressing, other stuff like that. All you can eat salad.....but it's still just a salad.

OR you can pay $50 for any type of meat with your meal. Beef, chicken, etc. It looked good....but not $50 good. There's other restaurants where you can get top notch entree's for $30.


The girl paid for it b/c she had a gift card :banderas:
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, and I left the tip..........but all in all, 2 people with a plate of salad was $55 dollars after tax. :mindblown:

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You see.... you went to Texas de Brazil thats where you fukked up...

You should have went to Fogo De Chao or Chama Gaucha Brazilian Steak House

Real nikkas know what time it is when you flip this bytch up
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And then you get served
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Them dudes is waiting on deck to bring the steaks to the table
 

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go to a brazilian steak house and order salad then bytch about it not being good brehs

pretty sure I can Google Brazillian food in Dallas and find an authentic hole in the wall for much cheaper.

You see.... you went to Texas de Brazil thats where you fukked up...

You should have went to Fogo De Chao or Chama Gaucha Brazilian Steak House

Real nikkas know what time it is when you flip this bytch up
Fogo%2Bde%2BChao.jpg


And then you get served
fogovivo_farrellF.jpg
l.jpg


Them dudes is waiting on deck to bring the steaks to the table

that's the exact same thing they have there. The lil green/red card and the dudes walking around.

Is Fogo De Chao the same price?

There's some sh*t I'm just really cheap about. Can't help it. :manny:
 

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pretty sure I can Google Brazillian food in Dallas and find an authentic hole in the wall for much cheaper.



that's the exact same thing they have there. The lil green/red card and the dudes walking around.

Is Fogo De Chao the same price?

There's some sh*t I'm just really cheap about. Can't help it. :manny:

nikka its unlimited meat. You eat as much as you can fill in your belly.
Sausage, Lamb, Chicken, Steak, Pork Chops... And it also comes with sides like Black Beans and rice, Fried Bananas and other stuff. You lost man
 

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I never been but I always hear how good it is. I mean the shyt is in the mall, how good can it really be? I think I'll stick to my mantra of not eating at chains
 

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nah they straight but too expensive. they happy hour was pretty decent. went not long ago. if you want to do it right go to an Argentinean steak house. they do their meat right. we got a local spot here called the knife. same concept. might be national too. not sure.
 

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You see.... you went to Texas de Brazil thats where you fukked up...

You should have went to Fogo De Chao or Chama Gaucha Brazilian Steak House

Real nikkas know what time it is when you flip this bytch up
Fogo%2Bde%2BChao.jpg


And then you get served
fogovivo_farrellF.jpg
l.jpg


Them dudes is waiting on deck to bring the steaks to the table

:wow: I have never eaten so well in my life
 
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