Texas de Brazil is probably most overrated restaurant ever

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you went to a brazilian endless meat buffet and got a salad? nikka is you retarded?

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:russ: This nikka obviously did not know what the fukk the restaurant was about.

He really paid for the salad though :dead:
 

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You see.... you went to Texas de Brazil thats where you fukked up...

You should have went to Fogo De Chao or Chama Gaucha Brazilian Steak House

Real nikkas know what time it is when you flip this bytch up
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And then you get served
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Them dudes is waiting on deck to bring the steaks to the table
Yeah, i heard of them! i had them confused with Texas de Brazil... thanks for lettin me kno i had the wrong one in mind.
 

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:russ: This nikka obviously did not know what the fukk the restaurant was about.

He really paid for the salad though :dead:
:pachaha: The first time I went I knew what the deal was.

They pointed me to that salad bar and I was like:ufdup: "I came to eat the meat"


I sat back down and 30secs later
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They were treating me like I was Rich and had millions to spend:salute:
 

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you went to a brazilian endless meat buffet and got a salad? nikka is you retarded?

1. They only have two choices. Makes no sense to not have any meat entrees on the menu. If I only like chicken, that's not worth $50. Nor is a salad worth $25.

2. I wasn't paying.

Some people understand my point, some don't. Doesnt bother me if you don't. :manny:
 

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1. They only have two choices. Makes no sense to not have any meat entrees on the menu. If I only like chicken, that's not worth $50. Nor is a salad worth $25.

2. I wasn't paying.

Some people understand my point, some don't. Doesnt bother me if you don't. :manny:

There is no fukking menu nikka. Its a brazilian steakhouse. Obviously if you only like chicken you might not want to go to a BRAZILIAN GAUCHO STEAK BUFFET :stopitslime:

The salad is there so you fill up on fiber and cheaper stuff so you don't eat the lions share of prime quality beef. They not letting you cheap nikkas eat off each others plates without getting something for it. The salad bar isn't even over priced, you probably just don't mess with the majority of the options they have.

Terrible fukking Thread
 
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