Text your number neighbor and see if they respond brehs

Screwtape

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on side note, do white people ever feel embarrassed calling police for fukk shyt?
Cac: hello 911? He's bothering me :unimpressed:

Operator: :snoop: i just got off the phone with a kidnap victim sir. How may i help you?

Cac::ld:tell him to stop it. omg so annoying


Operator: :aicmon:


This format :jbhmm:







:unimpressed: 'hello, the coli'


:Pkone: "its napolean, why you ban me"

:unimpressed: 'im sorry breh, what was that?'

:Pkone:'i say why you ban me, b*stard guy?'


:unimpressed: 'im sorry breh, youre not making any sense'

:Pkone:'ill kill myself'

:unimpressed:'thankyou, come again'
 

DPresidential

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2am. In the basement.

Wifey walks down stairs... Breh is on the phone.

Breh: ha, nah...of course I'm with it. You run your mouth like that...you goin' to have to prove it...

Wifey turns basement lights on. Breh is startled.


Wifey: Uhm, who the fukk is that you are on the phone with?

Hangs phone up quickly.
Breh: Huh? What, baby?

Wifey: No, see. You heard me. What the fukk are you doing up on the phone? And in the fukking basement??

Breh: On the phone, well... Wait, baby what woke you up, do you need me to get....*interrupts*

Wifey: No, no. No. We aren't doing that. You are not going to act like I'm fukking dumb.

Breh::dwillhuh::patrice:

:jbhmm:


I was talking to my number neighbor.:troll:


Wifey: :usure:

Breh::mjgrin:






Wifey:unimpressed:



Breh::mjcry:
 

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Very beautiful reply from the stranger. Hit him with that passive aggressive ether and sprinkled best wishes on it :wow:
 

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This is not going to work in nyc.
:dead:
I barely know my neighborhood neighbor or want to respond to texts that I get from people that have my number, wtf do I need or want to know a "number neighbor"..
who has time or energy for this dumb shyt.
:dahell:
 
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