Thangz We Give Tha :scusthov: Face To....

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Not poppin' bottles at the club every weekend

Not wearin' designer clothes in 2013

Not makin' 100K or more a year by the time you reach 25

If ya dikk ain't at least 8 Inches long

If you shorter than 5'9

If you dont own a european car

If you datin' a darkskin black woman

If you got kids n u under 30 years old

If you drinkin' beer instead of dry martinis

Or if you smokin' weed instead of poppin' molly or doin' coke

:If you bumpin' French Montana n Not Gucci Mane

Keep 'em comin'....

aside from the bolded im

 

[Action Jackson]

If your girls vag smells like a seafood buffet..

 

[King Crimson]

Wearing anything twice in a lifetime.

Liberal arts degrees.

Taking mass transit.

Having less than 6 broads on your roster.

Having less than 10k followers on twitter and instagram.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Liberal arts degrees.

Any degree that isn't engineering, law, medicine, or IT.

 

[razassin]

GUY ON MY OLD JOB SHOWED ME HIS CHECK AFTER CHILD SUPPORT FOR 7 KIDS BY 4 DIFFERENT WOMEN. DUDE WAS GETTING 40 BUCKS.

 

[razassin]

If you payin' for anythang in a date

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Tipping

Eating p*ssy